Ah yes, the payphone. You kids these days with your "smart" phones and "mobile cellular" phone thingymajigs. But make yourself at home and help me write this, because I feel incomplete and Qzekrom completes me:
15 Monuments someone needs to build- I'll think of writing an article about the Wikipedia Monument built after the Battle of Wikipedia- hey maybe the Future Humans-to-Be Memorial dedicated to sperm lost, died or swallowed, developed by a former pornographer who had enough of seeing blowjobs!
- I'll look into that for flag making for Uncyc.
Just like the Sage who opens to the Higher, Goa Tse opens to his Lower
Due to the nature of the plot similarity of many Zelda games, the plot of most can be efficiently determined using the following paragraph, conveniently filling in the blanks with the table. It is well known within Nintendo that using this old Mad Libs trick, one can easily write a whole new chapter of any Nintendo game!
In (1), (2); so Link must (3). He must collect three (4) to get the (5). However, (6). So Link must do moar work to collect (7). He then gets the (8) sword, which he uses to defeat (9). However, it did not end here, as he still had to (10).
Ocarina of Time
A Link to the Past
The Minish Cap
The Wind Waker
The Phantom Hourglass
Ganondorf must be stopped
Zelda was kidnapped and the Twilight must be stopped