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The writer of this article is an American Conservative and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

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1 SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION
- 1.1 Connections between Sonic the Hedgehog and Rupert Murdoch
- 1.2 Pokemon and CNN
2 Government of the Filipino Empire- Department of Health- Influenza Phases
3 It's the joe revolution! run for yer lives ya douche!
4 Gallery
5 My Crap Articles and random stuff
- 5.1 Reminder
6 IMMA EATIN' OFF MA BANDWIDTH!

[edit] SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION

[edit] Connections between Sonic the Hedgehog and Rupert Murdoch

Sonic the Hedgehog (series made by SEGA- also kwnon as 松尼苦)
Sonic X (cartoon made by 4Kids, shown on 4Kids TV)
4Kids TV (formerly known as Fox Kids, now known as Jetix in Europe)
20th Century Fox (owns the 4Kids TV channel)
News Corporation (owns Fox)
Rupert Murdoch (owns News Corporation)

[edit] Pokemon and CNN

Pokemon (created by Nintendo)
The anime Pokemon (shown on Cartoon Network in just about everywhere)
Cartoon Network (owned by WB)
Warner Bros. (owned by TimeWarner)
TimeWarner (the company)
CNN (owned by TimeWarner)

[edit] Government of the Filipino Empire- Department of Health- Influenza Phases

Phase 1: Thank God there is no outbreak

Phase 2: Houston, we have a confirmed case of an animal that has the infection!

Phase 3: Oh my God! Someone has AIDS!

Phase 4: Things aren't looking good now...

Phase 5: HOLY SHIT! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Phase 6: We're fucked

[edit] It's the joe revolution! run for yer lives ya douche!

JOE9320

JOE9320 IS BETTER THAN BENSON!

“"Greek nuclear bombs are 25% more efficient than the Atomic Bombs of the probable adversary. American bombs have 4 zones of effect: A, B, C, D, while ours have four as well: А, В, Г, Д!"”

~ Greek Scentist on Nuclear bombs

What I am (just look arsehole!)

This user is a member of the American Otaku Association. They guard Japan-based articles with the zeal of a fanboy and the grace of manga.

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Japanese.

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Chinese.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Indonesian.

This girl is known as Princess Pietsch. Seriouisly.

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Review this article! PLEASE!

--Joe9320 09:26, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

His Excellency Ferdinand Edralin Marcos has issued Proclamation 1081: This article is now under Martial Law. Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!

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What's On at JOE TV:

This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is I'm getting Platinum- because I LUV MY PKMNZ!.

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This user wants The Philippine Empire featured.

- Review this Article Now or I'll Fucking Dissect You! This is the third time!

This user wants Sonic the Hedgehog featured.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user owns a Neopet and is using it to groom your children and for raping purposes.

This user wants Loyola featured.

[edit] Gallery


WTF?	A poster of the 11th movie, as seen in Japan.	Logo for Pekepedia	Del Monte Brand Whup-Ass! Made in the Philippines
		A Bunny! And a Manaphy!
	Exactly.	When Pokémon and the Philippines collide, this is the result.	Bats carry diseases; especially baseball bats.
Tails evolves from Floatzel- TIME PARADOX!	Ripoff of ther PlayStation Portable ad.	Epic fail	No offence to any Jew whatsoever. And that includes admins. I don't mean to offend anybody.
		SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!	Another example of Pokemon cash-ins. A Pokemon airplane
I live in Melbourne with my Pokemon.	TERRORISM	Composition: 55% Ozone, 45% Sonic. This Ash came from the Distortion World.
I think I lost it.	The National Diet in Tokyo, Barnagay Tokyo, Japan Province, Filipino Empire.	The other one is twenty times better.	LOL

	Oprah gets attacked

That's my car.	And that's my car too. No, you can't ride it.	If you can't see this, you're colour blind.	Read it like Arabic
Same as the previous one.		Now here's the real note!	(Insert romantic but sad but cheesy 90s music here)
Gift from Kneechee27	I'm better!	HA! Corn plasters!
		NEW COKE! LOL!

[edit] My Crap Articles and random stuff

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[edit] Reminder

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