User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Valjuta

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Unsoc Valjuta Tom Edition  Unsoc Valjuta Jocke Edition


Unsoc Valjuta Han Edition  Unsoc Valjuta Led Edition


Unsoc Valjuta Bonner Edition  Unsoc Valjuta Froggy Edition

Unsoc Valjuta Ljlego Edition
Unsoc Valjuta Necropaxx Edition
These are the Unsoc Valjuta. Official currency of the Party.

The Valjuta (Val-you-ta) is like Yoinxx, but different. Valjuta can help count for Party Member of the Month, give you new ranks, thank other party members. Maybe in future UnCyc accept Valjuta too.

Valjuta work different than Yoinxx.

Valjuta always equal for all users on tier - prole get ฿100 ration to spend every month. Outer party members get ฿300 ration to spend every month. Inner party members get ฿ 1000 every month. Party Members of Month get additional ฿400 to spend for month. If bigger than allowed ration it is reset at end of month if not spent. Your Valjuta don't need to be balanced as well, but you can balance it if you want.

All Party Members have Valjuta!

Valjuta is given to all party members when they start, and nobody else.

How Valjuta Equals to Yoinxx

To Get total Valjuta count in First Oceania Bank: (100 x Total Prole Count) + (300 x Total Outer Party Count) + (1000 x Total Inner Party Count)

(Total Valjuta x Party Members) / (Total Yoinxx in Bank x Number of Yoinxx Users)

This Compute Exchange Rate for Valjuta to Yoinxx. Valjuta can be exchange to Yoinxx but not vice versa. Also exchanges to Yoinxx made before change of rate stay.

Click Here to See Current Exchange Rates


Use

Instructions on using Valjuta on official template located here

You are responsible for keeping track of your Valjuta ration!

THIS SYSTEM IS DEPRECATED! OFFICIAL UNSOC WEBSITE MANAGES VALJUTA NOW!

If needed, Unsoc can help keep track of it, but you still need to update it yourself! Add your name to this table and the page in which you keep your Valjuta info (this means one number, not a checkbook!).

Hat Member Valjuta
Blackberetsig Jocke Pirat ฿1095.00
Blackberetsig Premier Tom Mayfair ฿685.00
Graygeneralhatsig TheLedBalloon ฿1100.00
Blueflatcapsig Enzo Aquarius ฿865.09
Kepisig High Gen. Grue ฿1000.00
Bluehelmetsig Bonner ฿511.50
Graygeneralhatsig Gerrycheevers ฿200.00
Bluegarrisoncapsig Uncyclopedian ฿500.00
Graygeneralhatsig Necropaxx ฿1230.00
Blueflatcapsig Ggarfield ฿950.00



Purchase

This is the official Unsoc Valjuta store. Anything here can be bought with Valjutas, and Valjuta's only. Simply drop a bill onto the next section which notes on what you want to buy.

Since this is the official store, discounts are given, and things here are sold slightly cheaper than at UnCyc's UNSOC shelf!

Donate to Unsoc throughing the Berlin Wall Fund!

Get yourself immortalized before Ronald Regan takes it down!

Item Exchange

Leave Valjuta Bills Here with what items you want. New Orders At The Top Please.

Unsoc Valjuta Jocke Edition

฿ 1000.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

I like face on Valjuta. CUSTOM ORDER:Could you, as a request, Have the corners say UNAP ANARCREDIT and FOUNDER EVIL PI with a black thingy in the background? Wills be greatly appreciated. Evil Pi, founder of UNAP

Unsoc Valjuta Han Edition

฿ 50.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

Some of Castro's fine cigars please! (Only place minors can buy tobacco (but wait, I'm a major!)) --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:56, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, come again. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Unsoc Valjuta Froggy Edition

฿ 15.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

Some readin' material. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Thank You! Come Again! SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Unsoc Valjuta Necropaxx Edition

฿ 500.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

Computer. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Unsoc Valjuta Bonner Edition

฿ 20.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

I want the hammer. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Unsoc Valjuta Led Edition

฿ 200.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA
I would be of liking one Тетрис item, please. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:54, Sep 1, 2007
Item in route. Thank you for your Filthy Money ^_^ SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Unsoc Valjuta Led Edition

฿ 100.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

One pic on the East Wall please. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Give me your pic. ~ Tophatsig 29/08/2007 @ 03:37
Image:Uncyclopedianwall.png Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Unsoc Valjuta Led Edition

฿ 100.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

i'd like this to go on the east wall. i just used tom's as a start so it should be ready to go on. if i messed something up or if i'm doing something stupid, just hit me with a heavy object. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:07, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Added. The receipt will be of coming. ~ Tophatsig 23/08/2007 @ 19:33

Unsoc Valjuta Tom Edition

฿ 100.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

I'd like the Socialist TV Please :) --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) 19:54, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

This one's yours, Tom. ~ Tophatsig 21/08/2007 @ 20:13

Unsoc Valjuta Tom Edition

฿ 100.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

Image:Ddsr.jpg This bad boy on the east side. Represent! SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle]]

What a day to login to Linux :P Well, I'll start work on it when I login to Windows. ~ Tophatsig 19/08/2007 @ 15:39

Unsoc Valjuta Jocke Edition

฿ 200.00
BILL ISSUED BY THE BANK OF OCEANIA

I want my Тетрис. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle11:40, 13 August 2007

You just wrote a bill for yourself. Well, I'll at least give you the reciept. --~ Tophatsig 01:30, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
What do you mean exactly, wrote a bill for myself? SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle


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