User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/FAQ

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Some people ununderstand what Unsoc is for and what is it all about. Here is Unsoc Faq to clear all up that you need to know about Unsoc.


WHAT IS UNSOC AND WHAT DOES PARTY DO?

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UNSOC is Unyclopedia's Official and only Socialist Worker's Party. We are here to help all proles(Newbies) and bourgs(Users) and crush resistence against high inner party members. UNSOC is also party for support of negotiating bans of good proles and bourgs. UNSOC tries to help all equally for the benifit of all. UNSOC also stresses equal treatment of members.


WHAT IS A ZHONGSHAN SUIT?

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ZHONGSHAN SUITS are what represent your rank within party, and are official clothing of North Korea. All Zhongshan suits provided by Unsoc are made of 100% Socialism and are wearable by all members of Uncyclopedia that are unallergic to substance.


WHAT IS ROUND TABLE TALKS?

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IF UNSOC member requires communication with the party premiers, other members of the party, or if outsider requests contacts with the party we talk at round table. It is also for party registrant solidarity. Round table is not place to bicker with pictures of nukes, bears, or other such things.


HOW CAN I INCREASE RANK?

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RANKS ARE based on our Zhonshan suits. If you unread main page do so, as it has all sorts of suggestions to increase rank. Bottom line to increase rank: Improve party activity.


WHAT IS VALJUTA?

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THE VALJUTA is the official currency of party. It is measured in price in compare to Yoinxx, and can be both bigger or smaller than Yoinxx depending on how much currency is of being in each system. It is used in bills, and can be seen on the official valjuta page linked on top. Exchange rate for Valjuta and Yoinxx are always listed on the page. It is listed as ฿ usually. Why ฿? Because B = V in Russians.


WHERE CAN I USE MY VALJUTA?

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YOU CAN be of using your Valjuta at the official Unsoc store on the same page Valjuta is explained. We offer discounts that other places are not given. If you want to pay slightly higher price we have items at UnCyc for a slight inflation in price - from 10% - 100% more than what you get at the official one.


SAY WHAT...?

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ARE YOU still unsure? Do you have a question that is left unanswered? You can ask any question regarding UNSOC & it's projects & we will be more than happy to give you an answer.


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