User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc

We Unsoc - outer party. Unsoc good; Unsoc pax. Unsoc supp inner party and unmake rebellion. Unsoc assist proles, fight unplenty. Unsoc unmake brotherhood. All persons - outer party, inner party, proles join Unsoc make goodwise. Unsoc assist hard Uncyclopedia workers by thinkgive.

Unsoc - Uncyclopedia Workerparty!

Unsoc give healthcare unmoneywise. Resistence offer nothing but toothrot. Unsoc offer donuts every Tuesday. UnCyc offer partymembers halfplus discount. Resistence undo that. Want resistence undo? That crimethink!

Unsoc give workers Valjuta for ownuse and give much offwise.

STOP REBELS AGAINST INNER PARTY! JOIN UNSOC!

Thinkwise you want to.

PREMIER EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND ANNOUNCEMENTS

Orders from party premiers to focus on improvment, and announcings from inner party sent directly from Oceania to Sputnik. Executive orders help rising of ranks easier. New orders on top.

[edit] Dayorders

• Special citations and credits will be awarded to those that participate in Imperial Colonization the next two weeks. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  8/07/2008 @ 16:47

[edit] Newsreel

• Registrations and upgrades will continue here rather than main site.

  Gentleman Jacques - Converse : Benefactions : Unsoc

  5/04/2008 @ 16:18
• Site of party to be taken down do to unuse. Site may be rectified in future. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  13/12/2007 @ 22:12
• The anti-Moscow Pact propaganda article which documents Unsoc's triumph over our Grue Army allies is worth a read. -- [sire] e|m|c ^[TALK] 22:43, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
• Starting of now, Official site used for requesting registration. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  23/08/2007 @ 18:07
• Official Unsoc Site is of Opening Here! Unsoc members also encouraged to join Satiropendium. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  23/08/2007 @ 03:15
• Berlin Wall Fund is of opening! ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  21/08/2007 @ 13:49
• IRC Promotions now accepted at Freenode channel #unsoc! Note it is not ##unsoc, but #unsoc. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  18:45, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
• The October Revolution is at hand. Your input is needed. Premier Tom Mayfair12:06, 26 July 2007
• Attention UNSOC members! IRC now has a place for UNSOC MEMBERS! join ##gruearmy! Unfortunatley, ##gruearmy is not an official Wikia channel, and therefore not available for CGI users. :( --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:01, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

However, there is a Java Client which you may use to access the channel, should the CGI one not work. It is reccomended that you use the Java IRC client over the wikia CGI IRC one should you be unable to install a decent IRC client on your computer. This is due to the lag and the unstable-ness due to the use of constant CGI loading versus a simple Java client. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

22:22, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

I also have one here. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:58, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

• At ease. I command the fixin' of the articles listed in the categories; {{deadend}} & {{redlink}}. Dismissed. Premier Tom Mayfair02:09, 20 July 2007

• At ease, Comrades. The October Revolution☭ is on it's way. Now is the time to start showin' what your skills are made of. Pick & choose article for rewrite involvin' Russia 'round the time of the revolution or any Communist propaganda. Don't think small. Think big. Don't stop with articles. If UnNews is your thing, then write some propaganda news. Do you like potatochoppin'? Chop away, Comrades. Ideas for a reskin that will look better than my own? Go for it. Let's rebuild our ideals, if only for one day. Be sure to have your articles & images reserved to be featured on October 24th. Dismissed! Premier Tom Mayfair

CURRENT PARTY MEMBERS

[edit] INNER PARTY

Members of inner party have more privileges as lower classes. Main privilege is to give and take rankings or assign orders.

1. PARTY PREMIER JACQUES (Premier of Roman Satillite State)
2. PARTY PREMIER TOM MAYFAIR (Premier of Kentuckistani Satillite States)
3. PRIME MINISTER GENERAL PUPPET OF THE SOCK OF THE USER WHO IS OF BEING UNREGISTERED
4. INNER PARTY MINISTER GENERAL SOLO (Corellian Minister General)
5. INNER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE BONNER
6. RANK MANAGER NECRO PAXX
7. OUTER PARTY PRIME MINISTER BALLOON OF LEAD
8. INNER PARTY GENERAL MURDER FROG
9. INNER PARTY GENERAL L. J. LEGO

[edit] OUTER PARTY

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1. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH UNCYCLOPEDIAN
2. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH SYSTEM REQUEST
3. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE PONGO II (RESIGNED)
4. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE MNM5150
5. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PLENTY GERT V (RESIGNED)
6. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF LOVE ENZO
7. SPY ADMINISTRATOR WHO IS NOT OF THE BEING ADMINISTRATOR
8. MAJOR JED RAVENT
9. RECDEP OFFICER ROB (RESIGNED)
10. MAJOR LE MARQUIS DE NOFU
11. RECDEP OFFICER USER WHO IS NOT KNOWN
12. MINOR KATO
13. MINOR STARNES
14. MINOR SONIC LXXX
15. MINOR GOAT OF THE BEING FAT
16. UNSOC OFFICER CHINCHILLA
17. MINOR OF ONE WHO HOLDS THE ALF AS HIGH AS OUR BROTHER
18. UNSOC OFFIZIER SEVERIAN
19. MINOR SKULLTHUMPER, PARTY M.D.
20. UNSOC OFFICER DOG OF ROME
21. MINOR M.D. HLAJOS
22. MINOR CAJEK
23. THE UNSOC OFFICER
24. MINOR IDIOT WHO IS NOT
25. MINOR GAME PLAYER WHO IS NARCOLEPTIC
26. MINOR SYCAMORE
27. UNSOC OFFICER AND DISK JOCKEY OF IRRELEVANCE
28. MINOR SNOW CHELOVEK
29. UNSOC OFFICER QUA recdep unperson vaporised. rectify entry.
30. UNSOC OFFICER COLIN HEANEY
31. MINOR DOUBLETHINK
32. UNSOC OFFICER NACH LADER
33. MINOR METH AMPHETAMINE
34. UNSOC OFFICER MAH MOO SHA
35. MINOR ANGEL OF MIRTH
36. UNSOC OFFICER MUFFIN OF PIE

[edit] PROLES

1. PROLE IKENZEKE
2. PROLE RUNNER WHO IS OF THE GREEN COLORING PLUS 0
3. PROLE DESIGNATION SRXT
4. PROLE MAN OF GABBA
5. PROLE CHRISSY
6. PROLE COUNCIL OF TUCKY
7. PROLE FLU BECA
8. PROLE T. GEORGE
9. PROLE ANGRERED MAX
10. PROLE WUJIAN
11. PROLE OF SHUTTING UP
12. PROLE PIE OF EVIL
13. PROLE SLAVE TO MASTER
14. PROLE DUKE OF SPORK
15. PROLE XIAO LI
16. PROLE LIKE KENT NUMBER 121
17. PROLE OF BRITISH MIKE WHO IS OF ANGERED
18. PROLE MCWOOTY
19. PROLE OF AMERICAN BASEBALL XVI
20. PROLE DEMON OF THE INTERNETS
21. PROLE J. SHEA
22. PROLE ZHE LIEL
23. PROLE NINE CANADIANS
24. PROLE ADDRESS OF IP THAT IS OF BEING TOO LONG

REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

REGISTER TODAY!

Registration for party give you cookie and help Uncyclopedia workers to work harder. Simply sign party request form. Don't worry, US government uncare you now communist.

[edit] REQUESTS FOR REGISTRATION

You must request registration under here so Zhonshan suit can be issued. Look at page history to see where it was archived (marked in comment as ARCHIVING REG). If Inner Party says Prole Suit, use {{unsoc|pink}} as your suit. If Inner Party says Unsoc Officer/Outer Party Minor, use {{unsoc|#9999ff}} as your suit!

• I would enjoy to join :) CanadianNine 00:18, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

• REQUEST ACCEPTED. You are now PROLE. Prove yourself herewith. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 15:01, May 11

• UNSOC doubleplusgood. Join UNSOC goodthinkwise. --Two-oh-six-point-two-five-three-point-nine-five-point-five 22:18, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

• REQUEST ACCEPTED. You are PROLE. Same as above. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 03:05, May 14

• I would like to present myself unto the decision of the great inner, (Inner, not outer) party - - - Silly Angel Speak Contribs 11:44, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

• REQUEST ACCEPTED. You are PROLE. Upkeep the work that is plusgood. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 23:59, May 25

• It would honor me to join. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 11:32, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

  REQUEST ACCEPTED. You are UNSOC OFFICER. Your foreign work does you credit. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 04:28, Aug 22

REQUEST ZHONGSHAN SUIT

Suit more blue is closer to prole. Suit more grey is suit closer to inner party. Prole get pink suit. Improve party activity and get new suit! How to improve party activity, ask you? Unsoc use credit system. COUNT CREDITS TO GAIN RANK! PARTY MEMBERS MUST KEEP TRACK OF OWN CREDITS!

Party points never subtracted, unless negative behaviour occurs. So requirements still allow you to have credits from previous actions.

[edit] CURRENT REQUESTS

• I reached 1000 a little while ago. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 23:00, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

• Excellent. Promoted to INNER PARTY MINOR. Dismissed! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 23:56, May 25

• Ive reached 11 credits with my last bunch of QVFDs, I stole Sock's idea and am counting them behind the template on me userpage. - - - Silly Angel Speak Contribs 10:50, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

• Doubleplusgood, Comrade. You are MINOR now. Dismissed. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 15:05, May 29

• I recently reached 2000 with some VFD nominations. Woot woot! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 13:36, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

• Darn it, Sockie, you're a machine! I don't even think Bonner went this quick. Promoted to INNER PARTY MINISTER. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 18:57, Jun 27

• It seems I got more than 5000 credits. Do I have Inner Party approval? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:30, 15 September 2009

  Absolutely, PRIME MINSTER GENERAL. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 16:29, Sep 15

ZHONGSHAN SUIT COLORS AND ASSOCIATIONS

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