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<center>'''Senate Navigation:''' '''[[User:Jocke Pirat/TheRegister/Congress|View Senate Floor and Sessions]]''' | [[#Senate Members|View Current Roster]] | [[#Election|View Election]] | [[#Currently Represented Parties|View the Currently Represented Parties]] </center>
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This is the Uncyclopedia Party Register, where you can vote in 10 members to represent your rights from Uncyclopedia's [[User:Tom mayfair|premier]] parties and usergroups to help represent your rights.
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Now you might be asking yourself what the point of all of this is. Well, it makes people feel like they're important even though they won't have much of a say in it anyways.
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<div style="background-color: lightblue; padding: .2em; text-align: center;">
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=== Senate Members ===
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<div style="border: 4px solid lightblue; padding: .3em;">
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Senate Members (with the exception of Mr. Janitor) have a 90 day term, with unlimited possible terms. The leader of the group who has a majority is declared Majority Leader. The second largest group gets minority leader, and the smallest group gets Speaker of the Floor. Majority and Minority leaders, and Admins can block legislation. Admins overrule the Majority and Minority Leaders, and the Majority Leader overrules the Minority Leader. As the "nice try" seat, the Speaker of the Floor is the fillibuster. The Janitor archives pages.
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{| style="border: 1px solid #ccc; padding: .2em;" align="center"
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|-
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!style="background-color:#ddd"|Position
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!style="background-color:#ddd"|Candidate Name
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!style="background-color:#ddd"|Party
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!style="background-color:#ddd"|Statement
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|- style="background-color: pink;"
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|'''Seat''' (1)
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|Tom Mayfair
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|USC
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|
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|- style="background-color: tan;"
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|'''Seat''' (2)
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|High General Emeritus TKF
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|GA
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|
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|- style="background-color: tan;"
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|'''Seat''' (3) <br />'''Min. Spkr'''
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|High General Grue
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|GA
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|
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|- style="background-color: pink;"
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|'''Seat''' (4)
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|Bonner
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|USC
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|
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|- style="background-color: pink;"
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|'''Seat''' (5)
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|Joe9320
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|GTC
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|
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|- style="background-color: lightblue;"
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|'''Seat''' (6)
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|Mordillo
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|UTO
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|
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|- style="background-color: pink;"
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|'''Seat''' (7)
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|RAHB
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|USC
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|
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|- style="background-color: pink;"
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|'''Seat''' (8)<br /> '''Maj. Spkr'''
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|Jocke Pirat
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|USC
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|
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|- style="background-color: lightgreen;"
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|'''Seat''' (9)
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|Kalir
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|UF
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|
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|- style="background-color: lightgreen;"
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|'''Seat''' (10)
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|Uncyclopedian
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|UF
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|
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|- style="background-color: #E0B0FF;"
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|'''Admin'''
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|Mhaille
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|INDEP
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|
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|- style="background-color: yellow"
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|'''Spkr. Floor'''
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|Kingkitty
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|UHA
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|
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|- style="background-color: #E0B0FF;"
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|'''Janitor'''
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|Leoispotter
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|INDEP
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|
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|- style="background-color: #E0B0FF;"
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|'''Assistant Janitor'''
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|Spaz
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|INDEP
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|
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|-
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|}
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Each user running in a seat has permission to call themsleves a senator in their sig if they choose.
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</div>
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<div style="background-color: lightblue; padding: .2em; text-align: center;">
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=== Election ===
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</div>
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<div style="border: 4px solid lightblue; padding: .3em;">
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Election for chairs can start now. Please create a poll with the poll tags for the chair you wish to grab. Only the chairs marked "seat" and "admin" are directly available for grab. '''ONE CANDIDATE PER PARTY PER POSITION'''. Independant is an exception. '''DO NOT VOTE UNTIL ALL CANDIDATES ARE LOCKED!''' In addition to this '''please run for chairs which have the least amount of people'''.
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'''Candidates currently are: <span style="color: #00ff00;">OPEN</span>. Candidates may seek election or reelection in all seats.'''
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==== Seat One (Representing the residents of the [[UN:VD|Village Dump]]) ====
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<big>SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Thekillerfroggy(INDEP)</big>
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==== Seat Two (Representing [[Forum:BHOP|Benson's House of Pancakes]]) ====
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<poll>
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Vote for Representative
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High General Han Solo (GA, runner, currently Seat 3)
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Another Candidate (Party Abbreviation, Incumbent/Runner)
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THIS CANDIDATE IS BETTER THAN YOU
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</poll>
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==== Seat Three (Representing the [[Pee Review|urine test department]]) ====
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<poll>
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Vote for Representative
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Candidate (Party Abbreviation, Incumbent/Runner)
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Another Candidate (Party Abbreviation, Incumbent/Runner)
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Fuck voting. I want to pee.
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</poll>
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==== Seat Four (Representing [[VFD|Death Penalty]] contributers) ====
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<big>SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Evil Pi(UNAP)</big>
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==== Seat Five (Representing [[VFH|medal awardation]] contributers) ====
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<big>SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Joe9320(GTC)</big>
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==== Seat Six (Representing [[UnBooks]] and offspring projects [[UnPoetia]], [[HowTo]], [[Why?]] and [[UnScripts]]) ====
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<poll>
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Vote for Representative
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Orian57 (CMC, Runner)
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Uncyclopedian (GA, Incumbent)
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In Soviet Russia, Candidate Choose You!
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Pirate-Lawyer (Independent, Runner)
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</poll>
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==== Seat Seven (Representing [[UnNews]]) ====
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<big>SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Sonic80(CMC)</big>
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==== Seat Eight (Representing Special Interest Groups and Lobbyists) ====
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<big>SEAT LOCKED:WINNER: Baseball16(UNAP)</big>
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==== Presiding Administrator ====
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<big>'''ONLY UNCYCLOPEDIA ADMINS''' ARE ALLOWED TO RUN FOR PRESIDING ADMINISTRATOR</big>
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<big>SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Mordillo(INDEP)</big>
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==== Speaker of the Floor (Tiebreaker) ====
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<poll>
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Vote for Representative
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GBA2005 (UTO, Runner)
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Another Candidate (Party Abbreviation, Incumbent/Runner)
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I want a cookie.
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</poll>
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==== Janitor ====
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Majority wins position of Janitor. Next Biggest Candidate wins position of Assistant Janitor.
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<poll>
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Vote for Janitor
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Candidate (Party Abbreviation, Incumbent/Runner)
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Another Candidate (Party Abbreviation, Incumbent/Runner)
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Yo quiero Taco Bell
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</poll>
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</div>
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== Currently Represented Parties ==
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{| style="text-align: center;" class="wikitable"
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|-
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!Insignia
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!Party Name
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!Party Abbreviation
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!Affiliations
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!Currency
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!Party Statement
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!Main Page
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|-
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|[[Image:Unsoc Flag.png|200px]]
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|Uncyclopedia Worker's Party
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|USC
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|[[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Pact|Moscow Pact]]
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|Valjuta (VAL) ฿
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|Writing is peace! Wikia is slavery! Satire is Strength!
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|[[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc|Here]]
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|-
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|[[Image:Unato.png|200px]]
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|Uncyclopedians Against Tyrannic Oppression (Uncyclopedia Atlantic Treaty Organisation)
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|UTO
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|None
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|Yoinxx (YNX) ¥
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|Don't let the bastards grind you down!
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|[[User:Villahj Ideeut/UNATO|Here]]
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|-
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|[[Image:Goa tse glyph.jpg|200px]]
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|Goa Tse Clan of the Goa Tse Republic
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|GTC
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|[[User:Kingkitty/Rick Roll Pact|Rick Roll Pact]] and [[User:Joe9320/IllogiPact]]
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|[[Illegal Untender]] (GTU) ☺$
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|UNSOC is for dicks. Goa Tse opens the lower.
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|[[User:Joe9320/Goa Tse Clan|Here]]
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|-
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|[[Image:UHA.png|200px]]
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|UnRebellion
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|UHA
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|[[User:Kingkitty/Rick Roll Pact|Rick Roll Pact]]
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|Yoinxx (YNX) ¥
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|I'm Talkin 'Bout A Revolution!
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|[[User:Kingkitty/uncyclopedia rebellion|Here]]
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|-
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|[[Image:Uncyclopedia flash.png|200px]]
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|The Grue Army
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|GA
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|[[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Pact|Moscow Pact]]
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|Credits (CRD) C
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|To Protect and to Serve
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|[[User:High Gen. Grue/GrueArmy|Here]]
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|-
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|[[Image:Urban Dead.gif|200px]]
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|Uncyclopedian Forces
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|UF
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|None
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|Yoinxx (YNX) ¥
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|We remove demonic vandals from the streets!
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|[[User:Kalir/Uncyclopedian Forces|Here]]
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|-
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|[[Image:Nofu2.png|200px]]
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|Order of the Nofu
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|ON
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|[[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Pact|Moscow Pact]]
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|Nofu Dollar (NFU) №
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|
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|Secret
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|-
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||[[Image:Unarchist.jpg]]
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|Uncyclopedian Anarchist Party
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|UNAP
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|[[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Pact|Moscow Pact]]
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|Anarcredits (AC) AC
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|'''ANARCHY, ANARCHY!'''
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|[[User:Evil Pi/Uncyclopedian Anarchist Party|Here]]
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|-
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|[[Image:cmc.gif|200px]]
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|Cow Moo Cult
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|CMC
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|[[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Pact|Moscow Pact]]
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|Cows?
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|Moo moo cows moooo mooooooo, moooooo! ''(Let the cows reign superior, eternal!)''
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|[[User:YesTimeToEdit/cmc|Here]]
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|-
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|[[Image:Wiki.png]]
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|Independant Party
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|INDEP
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|None
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|No specific one
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|Meh
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|[[Main Page|Here]]}
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|-
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|}
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Revision as of 14:41, March 23, 2013

Senate Navigation: View Senate Floor and Sessions | View Current Roster | View Election | View the Currently Represented Parties
Uncyclopedia Senate Seat Chart

This is the Uncyclopedia Party Register, where you can vote in 10 members to represent your rights from Uncyclopedia's premier parties and usergroups to help represent your rights. Now you might be asking yourself what the point of all of this is. Well, it makes people feel like they're important even though they won't have much of a say in it anyways.

Senate Members

Senate Members (with the exception of Mr. Janitor) have a 90 day term, with unlimited possible terms. The leader of the group who has a majority is declared Majority Leader. The second largest group gets minority leader, and the smallest group gets Speaker of the Floor. Majority and Minority leaders, and Admins can block legislation. Admins overrule the Majority and Minority Leaders, and the Majority Leader overrules the Minority Leader. As the "nice try" seat, the Speaker of the Floor is the fillibuster. The Janitor archives pages.

Position Candidate Name Party Statement
Seat (1) Tom Mayfair USC
Seat (2) High General Emeritus TKF GA
Seat (3)
Min. Spkr
High General Grue GA
Seat (4) Bonner USC
Seat (5) Joe9320 GTC
Seat (6) Mordillo UTO
Seat (7) RAHB USC
Seat (8)
Maj. Spkr
Jocke Pirat USC
Seat (9) Kalir UF
Seat (10) Uncyclopedian UF
Admin Mhaille INDEP
Spkr. Floor Kingkitty UHA
Janitor Leoispotter INDEP
Assistant Janitor Spaz INDEP

Each user running in a seat has permission to call themsleves a senator in their sig if they choose.

Election

Election for chairs can start now. Please create a poll with the poll tags for the chair you wish to grab. Only the chairs marked "seat" and "admin" are directly available for grab. ONE CANDIDATE PER PARTY PER POSITION. Independant is an exception. DO NOT VOTE UNTIL ALL CANDIDATES ARE LOCKED! In addition to this please run for chairs which have the least amount of people.

Candidates currently are: OPEN. Candidates may seek election or reelection in all seats.

Seat One (Representing the residents of the Village Dump)

SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Thekillerfroggy(INDEP)


Seat Two (Representing Benson's House of Pancakes)

Vote for Representative
 
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1
 
7
 

The poll was created at 16:15 on July 23, 2008, and so far 23 people voted.

Seat Three (Representing the urine test department)

Vote for Representative
 
3
 
2
 
11
 

The poll was created at 20:56 on July 10, 2008, and so far 16 people voted.


Seat Four (Representing Death Penalty contributers)

SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Evil Pi(UNAP)


Seat Five (Representing medal awardation contributers)

SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Joe9320(GTC)


Seat Six (Representing UnBooks and offspring projects UnPoetia, HowTo, Why? and UnScripts)

Vote for Representative
 
0
 
0
 
1
 
1
 

The poll was created at 15:47 on June 28, 2011, and so far 2 people voted.

Seat Seven (Representing UnNews)

SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Sonic80(CMC)


Seat Eight (Representing Special Interest Groups and Lobbyists)

SEAT LOCKED:WINNER: Baseball16(UNAP)


Presiding Administrator

ONLY UNCYCLOPEDIA ADMINS ARE ALLOWED TO RUN FOR PRESIDING ADMINISTRATOR SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Mordillo(INDEP)


Speaker of the Floor (Tiebreaker)

Vote for Representative
 
2
 
0
 
5
 

The poll was created at 19:07 on August 24, 2009, and so far 7 people voted.


Janitor

Majority wins position of Janitor. Next Biggest Candidate wins position of Assistant Janitor.

Vote for Janitor
 
2
 
1
 
8
 

The poll was created at 20:56 on July 10, 2008, and so far 11 people voted.

Currently Represented Parties

Insignia Party Name Party Abbreviation Affiliations Currency Party Statement Main Page
Unsoc Flag Uncyclopedia Worker's Party USC Moscow Pact Valjuta (VAL) ฿ Writing is peace! Wikia is slavery! Satire is Strength! Here
Unato Uncyclopedians Against Tyrannic Oppression (Uncyclopedia Atlantic Treaty Organisation) UTO None Yoinxx (YNX) ¥ Don't let the bastards grind you down! Here
Goa tse glyph Goa Tse Clan of the Goa Tse Republic GTC Rick Roll Pact and User:Joe9320/IllogiPact Illegal Untender (GTU) ☺$ UNSOC is for dicks. Goa Tse opens the lower. Here
UHA UnRebellion UHA Rick Roll Pact Yoinxx (YNX) ¥ I'm Talkin 'Bout A Revolution! Here
Uncyclopedia flash The Grue Army GA Moscow Pact Credits (CRD) C To Protect and to Serve Here
Urban Dead Uncyclopedian Forces UF None Yoinxx (YNX) ¥ We remove demonic vandals from the streets! Here
Nofu2 Order of the Nofu ON Moscow Pact Nofu Dollar (NFU) № Secret
Unarchist Uncyclopedian Anarchist Party UNAP Moscow Pact Anarcredits (AC) AC ANARCHY, ANARCHY! Here
Cmc Cow Moo Cult CMC Moscow Pact Cows? Moo moo cows moooo mooooooo, moooooo! (Let the cows reign superior, eternal!) Here
Wiki Independant Party INDEP None No specific one Meh Here}
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