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<center>'''Senate Navigation:''' '''[[User:Jocke Pirat/TheRegister/Congress|View Senate Floor and Sessions]]''' | [[#Senate Members|View Current Roster]] | [[#Election|View Election]] | [[#Currently Represented Parties|View the Currently Represented Parties]] </center>
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[[Image:Uncyclopedia Senate Seat Chart.png|400px|center]]
 
This is the Uncyclopedia Party Register, where you can vote in 10 members to represent your rights from Uncyclopedia's [[User:Tom mayfair|premier]] parties and usergroups to help represent your rights.
 
Now you might be asking yourself what the point of all of this is. Well, it makes people feel like they're important even though they won't have much of a say in it anyways.
 
__NOTOC__
 
<div style="background-color: lightblue; padding: .2em; text-align: center;">
 
=== Senate Members ===
 
</div>
 
<div style="border: 4px solid lightblue; padding: .3em;">
 
Senate Members (with the exception of Mr. Janitor) have a 90 day term, with unlimited possible terms. The leader of the group who has a majority is declared Majority Leader. The second largest group gets minority leader, and the smallest group gets Speaker of the Floor. Majority and Minority leaders, and Admins can block legislation. Admins overrule the Majority and Minority Leaders, and the Majority Leader overrules the Minority Leader. As the "nice try" seat, the Speaker of the Floor is the fillibuster. The Janitor archives pages.
 
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|-
 
!style="background-color:#ddd"|Position
 
!style="background-color:#ddd"|Candidate Name
 
!style="background-color:#ddd"|Party
 
!style="background-color:#ddd"|Statement
 
|- style="background-color: pink;"
 
|'''Seat''' (1)
 
|Tom Mayfair
 
|USC
 
|
 
|- style="background-color: tan;"
 
|'''Seat''' (2)
 
|High General Emeritus TKF
 
|GA
 
|
 
|- style="background-color: tan;"
 
|'''Seat''' (3) <br />'''Min. Spkr'''
 
|High General Grue
 
|GA
 
|
 
|- style="background-color: pink;"
 
|'''Seat''' (4)
 
|Bonner
 
|USC
 
|
 
|- style="background-color: pink;"
 
|'''Seat''' (5)
 
|Joe9320
 
|GTC
 
|
 
|- style="background-color: lightblue;"
 
|'''Seat''' (6)
 
|Mordillo
 
|UTO
 
|
 
|- style="background-color: pink;"
 
|'''Seat''' (7)
 
|RAHB
 
|USC
 
|
 
|- style="background-color: pink;"
 
|'''Seat''' (8)<br /> '''Maj. Spkr'''
 
|Jocke Pirat
 
|USC
 
|
 
|- style="background-color: lightgreen;"
 
|'''Seat''' (9)
 
|Kalir
 
|UF
 
|
 
|- style="background-color: lightgreen;"
 
|'''Seat''' (10)
 
|Uncyclopedian
 
|UF
 
|
 
|- style="background-color: #E0B0FF;"
 
|'''Admin'''
 
|Mhaille
 
|INDEP
 
|
 
|- style="background-color: yellow"
 
|'''Spkr. Floor'''
 
|Kingkitty
 
|UHA
 
|
 
|- style="background-color: #E0B0FF;"
 
|'''Janitor'''
 
|Leoispotter
 
|INDEP
 
|
 
|- style="background-color: #E0B0FF;"
 
|'''Assistant Janitor'''
 
|Spaz
 
|INDEP
 
|
 
|-
 
|}
 
 
Each user running in a seat has permission to call themsleves a senator in their sig if they choose.
 
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<div style="background-color: lightblue; padding: .2em; text-align: center;">
 
=== Election ===
 
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<div style="border: 4px solid lightblue; padding: .3em;">
 
Election for chairs can start now. Please create a poll with the poll tags for the chair you wish to grab. Only the chairs marked "seat" and "admin" are directly available for grab. '''ONE CANDIDATE PER PARTY PER POSITION'''. Independant is an exception. '''DO NOT VOTE UNTIL ALL CANDIDATES ARE LOCKED!''' In addition to this '''please run for chairs which have the least amount of people'''.
 
 
'''Candidates currently are: <span style="color: #00ff00;">OPEN</span>. Candidates may seek election or reelection in all seats.'''
 
 
==== Seat One (Representing the residents of the [[UN:VD|Village Dump]]) ====
 
<big>SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Thekillerfroggy(INDEP)</big>
 
 
 
==== Seat Two (Representing [[Forum:BHOP|Benson's House of Pancakes]]) ====
 
<poll>
 
Vote for Representative
 
High General Han Solo (GA, runner, currently Seat 3)
 
Another Candidate (Party Abbreviation, Incumbent/Runner)
 
THIS CANDIDATE IS BETTER THAN YOU
 
</poll>
 
 
==== Seat Three (Representing the [[Pee Review|urine test department]]) ====
 
<poll>
 
Vote for Representative
 
Candidate (Party Abbreviation, Incumbent/Runner)
 
Another Candidate (Party Abbreviation, Incumbent/Runner)
 
Fuck voting. I want to pee.
 
</poll>
 
 
 
==== Seat Four (Representing [[VFD|Death Penalty]] contributers) ====
 
<big>SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Evil Pi(UNAP)</big>
 
 
 
==== Seat Five (Representing [[VFH|medal awardation]] contributers) ====
 
<big>SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Joe9320(GTC)</big>
 
 
 
==== Seat Six (Representing [[UnBooks]] and offspring projects [[UnPoetia]], [[HowTo]], [[Why?]] and [[UnScripts]]) ====
 
<poll>
 
Vote for Representative
 
Orian57 (CMC, Runner)
 
Uncyclopedian (GA, Incumbent)
 
In Soviet Russia, Candidate Choose You!
 
Pirate-Lawyer (Independent, Runner)
 
</poll>
 
 
==== Seat Seven (Representing [[UnNews]]) ====
 
<big>SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Sonic80(CMC)</big>
 
 
 
==== Seat Eight (Representing Special Interest Groups and Lobbyists) ====
 
<big>SEAT LOCKED:WINNER: Baseball16(UNAP)</big>
 
 
 
==== Presiding Administrator ====
 
<big>'''ONLY UNCYCLOPEDIA ADMINS''' ARE ALLOWED TO RUN FOR PRESIDING ADMINISTRATOR</big>
 
<big>SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Mordillo(INDEP)</big>
 
 
 
==== Speaker of the Floor (Tiebreaker) ====
 
<poll>
 
Vote for Representative
 
GBA2005 (UTO, Runner)
 
Another Candidate (Party Abbreviation, Incumbent/Runner)
 
I want a cookie.
 
</poll>
 
 
 
==== Janitor ====
 
Majority wins position of Janitor. Next Biggest Candidate wins position of Assistant Janitor.
 
<poll>
 
Vote for Janitor
 
Candidate (Party Abbreviation, Incumbent/Runner)
 
Another Candidate (Party Abbreviation, Incumbent/Runner)
 
Yo quiero Taco Bell
 
</poll>
 
 
</div>
 
 
== Currently Represented Parties ==
 
{| style="text-align: center;" class="wikitable"
 
|-
 
!Insignia
 
!Party Name
 
!Party Abbreviation
 
!Affiliations
 
!Currency
 
!Party Statement
 
!Main Page
 
|-
 
|[[Image:Unsoc Flag.png|200px]]
 
|Uncyclopedia Worker's Party
 
|USC
 
|[[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Pact|Moscow Pact]]
 
|Valjuta (VAL) ฿
 
|Writing is peace! Wikia is slavery! Satire is Strength!
 
|[[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc|Here]]
 
|-
 
|[[Image:Unato.png|200px]]
 
|Uncyclopedians Against Tyrannic Oppression (Uncyclopedia Atlantic Treaty Organisation)
 
|UTO
 
|None
 
|Yoinxx (YNX) ¥
 
|Don't let the bastards grind you down!
 
|[[User:Villahj Ideeut/UNATO|Here]]
 
|-
 
|[[Image:Goa tse glyph.jpg|200px]]
 
|Goa Tse Clan of the Goa Tse Republic
 
|GTC
 
|[[User:Kingkitty/Rick Roll Pact|Rick Roll Pact]] and [[User:Joe9320/IllogiPact]]
 
|[[Illegal Untender]] (GTU) ☺$
 
|UNSOC is for dicks. Goa Tse opens the lower.
 
|[[User:Joe9320/Goa Tse Clan|Here]]
 
|-
 
|[[Image:UHA.png|200px]]
 
|UnRebellion
 
|UHA
 
|[[User:Kingkitty/Rick Roll Pact|Rick Roll Pact]]
 
|Yoinxx (YNX) ¥
 
|I'm Talkin 'Bout A Revolution!
 
|[[User:Kingkitty/uncyclopedia rebellion|Here]]
 
|-
 
|[[Image:Uncyclopedia flash.png|200px]]
 
|The Grue Army
 
|GA
 
|[[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Pact|Moscow Pact]]
 
|Credits (CRD) C
 
|To Protect and to Serve
 
|[[User:High Gen. Grue/GrueArmy|Here]]
 
|-
 
|[[Image:Urban Dead.gif|200px]]
 
|Uncyclopedian Forces
 
|UF
 
|None
 
|Yoinxx (YNX) ¥
 
|We remove demonic vandals from the streets!
 
|[[User:Kalir/Uncyclopedian Forces|Here]]
 
|-
 
|[[Image:Nofu2.png|200px]]
 
|Order of the Nofu
 
|ON
 
|[[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Pact|Moscow Pact]]
 
|Nofu Dollar (NFU) №
 
|
 
|Secret
 
|-
 
||[[Image:Unarchist.jpg]]
 
|Uncyclopedian Anarchist Party
 
|UNAP
 
|[[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Pact|Moscow Pact]]
 
|Anarcredits (AC) AC
 
|'''ANARCHY, ANARCHY!'''
 
|[[User:Evil Pi/Uncyclopedian Anarchist Party|Here]]
 
|-
 
|[[Image:cmc.gif|200px]]
 
|Cow Moo Cult
 
|CMC
 
|[[User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Pact|Moscow Pact]]
 
|Cows?
 
|Moo moo cows moooo mooooooo, moooooo! ''(Let the cows reign superior, eternal!)''
 
|[[User:YesTimeToEdit/cmc|Here]]
 
|-
 
|[[Image:Wiki.png]]
 
|Independant Party
 
|INDEP
 
|None
 
|No specific one
 
|Meh
 
|[[Main Page|Here]]}
 
|-
 
|}
 
 
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