User:Jocke Pirat/Federal Reserve
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Operated by The Bankers' Commission
All currencies have a live, calculated, universal exchange rate which is based on users and the money inside the system.
| Currency | Bank | Total Reserve | Fractional Reserve | UER |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| YNX | Bank of Yoinxx | 17500 | 157500 | 3 |
| VAL | National Bank of Oceania | 17100 | 153900 | 3.1 |
| CRED | Grue Army Treasury | 18600 | 167400 | 2.9 |
| FRN | Federal Reserve | 53200 | 478800 | 1 |
Do you need a loan to purchase something? Simply drop the bankers a line on the talk page. We'll get to you as soon as possible.
The Fed Says Interest Rates Are At:
5.32%
An all time low, so this is the best time to loan money
Do you need a bank account that's flexible enough to be changed into any Uncyclopedia currency, and gain interest? Sign up for a bank account at the Federal Reserve, and experience the power of being inside the system!
| Account type | Description | Interest rate per month | Courtesy Deposit |
|---|---|---|---|
| Savings Accounts | They gain slow, but everyone can get them. | 2.1% | 100 FRN |
| Advanced Savings | For editors with a credit rating of 100 or better | 4.1% | 100 FRN |
| CD | For editors with a credit rating of 300 or better | 26.6% | 500 FRN |
| Mutual Fund | For editors with a credit rating of 500 or better | 53.2% | 1000 FRN |
Don't know your credit rating? Go to the banking standards box to find your credit rating!
Federal Reserve note designs have not been made. Please be patient.
Credit Rating
To determine your credit rating, simply convert all your funds into FRN, and divide it into the lending rate. Subtract 50 points for every 100 FRN you have on loan. This will be your credit rating.
Fractional Reserve Ratio
This determines how much we can loan out before going bust. It is currently at 9 debted notes to 1 real note, but can increase as demand requires.
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