User:Jocke Pirat

Dear Reader,

Welcome to the userpage of a man who aliases himself under the name of Gentleman Jacques Pirat. Although Mister Pirat has not done much on this site in terms of contributions, he still seems to do interesting things on this website, including making a uselessly 19^th Century-esque userpage and several articles and images, some of which have been featured on the front page of this very website. He is also a member of the Uncyclopedia Worker's Party - or UNSOC, which rather contrasts with this userpage and what you might expect of him. Mister Pirat does not limit himself to UNSOC, however; he gives his support at UnCyc, the official Uncyclopedia store, has written several policies, administrates two Uncyclopedias in dead languages, and has made uselessly gaudy userpages.

If you like Mr. Pirat's work, you might consider giving him a confectionary treat for his work, although most of the time his work is not worth a confectionary.

You can spot the Gentleman on several other websites as well, including - but not limited to - Wikipedia, Illogicopedia, YTMND, the Newspeak Dictionary, and various sites which he helps administrate for his clients under volunteer duties. Because of these duties, Mr. Pirat may be busy working on another uselessy gaudy userpage on some other site, so please be patient with him.

Mister Pirat may also work under other pseudonymns, including Jocke Pirat, and on internet relay chat MrRothschild, Klaatu, and Rockefeller. Do not accept any substitutes.

With all due respect,

-- Mister Josiah Tadbury

Secretary of Gentleman J. Pirat

To whom it may concern:

If you like using my older userpage rather than my new one I shall be preserving it here. You may notice that in this particular situation I have just linked to the correct revision in history. If you are really astute you will also realise that I am a lazy bastard. However, be glad that I finally cared enough to replace a page which many of you could probably not properly see.

Sincerely,

-- Mister J. Pirat