User:Jmive

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17-E This user only speaks 1337 because it was a required course in school.
ac-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of those African clicky noises.
ao-F This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
cpp-G This user does not speak C++ and furthermore believes C++ to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of C++.
do-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Dolphin.
elv-P This f****r speaks Elvish heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
enr-E This user only speaks Engrish because it was a required course in school.
eo-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Esperanto.
es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
il-F This user got an F in Igpay Atinlay and likes their native language better (if they have one).
grc-L Thith uther thpeakth classical Greek with a really thexy lithp.
ja-X This user only speaks Japanese enough to seduce native Japanese speakers.
la-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.
lz-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Lesbian.
mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ns-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.
Pie-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pie.
pika-4 This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level.
quo-L Thith uther thpeakth Quote with a really thexy lithp.
re-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Recondite English.
se-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Simple English.
sp-4 This user speaks Spanglish at a near-native level.
tlh-F This user got an F in Klingon and likes their native language better (if they have one).
ko-N This user is a native speaker of Korean.
vg-N This user is a native speaker of Vogon.
zh-E This user only speaks Chinese because it was a required course in school.
ow-0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.
Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

Transgender This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.
Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
PEACE This user is a naturalist, so he or she probably collects compost.
OperaLogo This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.
Utorrent logo This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
n00b This user is a n00b.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Shh This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
NO This user doesn't care.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

MS-X This user only speaks his mind enough to seduce and kidnap native mind-speakers for an authoritarian regime.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

BS This userpage is bullshit.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
True plato This user is a philosopher.
HitlerJamming This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you.
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