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Jimmy McPerson isn't a well sung hero. He isn't in any history books, not many people have even heard of him. Some might argue he was never even a documented citizen. But what can't be argued, is the contributions he brought to this great nation during its most troubled time: World War 2. And it can also be said, without a doubt, that he definitely existed.
edit Early Life
Young Jimmy knew from the beginning that he was destined for greatness. Born to a young African slave couple, Jimmy grew up in Harlem, in up-state Chicago. Like all black youth, Jimmy joined a gang, in order to get his "props." He and the rest of his unnamed gang in Harlem ran the streets with an iron fist. Times were good. Or were they
edit Pre-Military Career
Times were indeed good. Until the Japanese performed a sneak attack on young Jimmy's town, killing his parents instantly. Jimmy swore revenge on all the Japanese, and promised to avenge the death of his parents, who were on the verge of curing cancer. Jimmy couldn't join the army, because Martin Luther King Jr. wasn't born yet and blacks couldn't join the military. So Jimmy had to form a plan. A deadly plan. For revenge.
edit A Plan. A Deadly Plan. For Revenge.
Using a new name, Jimmysnuck into the Japanese base in Tokyo, and fought off countless samurai and ninjas, until he came face to face with the president of Japan. "President Maximoto! Now you're going to pay!" Jimmysaid, but little did he know that right behind him was Hitler! "Now, you must fight us both!" Jimmy fought valiantly, but he was no match for both Hitler and President Japan. With his dying charge, he pulled Hitler out the window, falling with him to his death.
Jimmy McPerson probably saved the world, because he killed Hitler, and sacrificed himself in the process. However since Jimmy used a fake name to do battle in China, his story was never revealed to the American public. Thus, Jimmy's efforts will go passed by, unnoticed by time and history. And that's why Jimmy McPerson is my hero and the most influential person in World War 2. The End.
edit Primary sources
- Influential Person in World War 2: Jimmy McPerson by Peter
Nguyen. Gutierrez US History..