User:Jizm

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.

gbs-N This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

17-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.

fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.

ns-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Newspeak.

tlh-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Klingon.

ow-0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.

php-G This user does not speak PHP and furthermore believes PHP to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of PHP.

fur-G This user does not speak Furry and furthermore believes Furry to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Furry.

perl-G This user does not speak Perl and furthermore believes Perl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Perl.

This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

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I'm Jizm, also known as the elusive "Gaylord". My Goal in life is to destroy all remnants of civilisation and gain a massive amount of concubines. This plan is so far going well and I hope to have gained at least 1 by 2020.

Willing to help

I am willing to help as my user box suggests so leave a message and I'll write something for you. If you don't, I quite simply won't as I am not telepathic.

Jizm; The Master Of The Known/Unknown Universe

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.

nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user is Infact Napoleon. Celibrate.

Iä! This user has seen the Yellow Sign and, strangely, hasn't died horribly.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

usb This user likes to use userboxes to a fucking stupidly random extent.