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- White House to rerun State of the Union
- Study on fact and fiction
- New Harry Potter title kind of morbid
- Wii is a terrorist plot
- New jurisdiction created for OJ lawsuits
- Don't fuck with Mt. Hood
- Santa Clause not much of a kidnapper
- Mall security guards harass actual criminal
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