User:Jives
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Jives a newbie. He writes articles while he should be working. If he is caught he will be summarily defenestrated. So respect that.
UnNews
- White House to rerun State of the Union
- Study on fact and fiction
- New Harry Potter title kind of morbid
- Wii is a terrorist plot
- New jurisdiction created for OJ lawsuits
- Don't fuck with Mt. Hood
- Santa Clause not much of a kidnapper
- Mall security guards harass actual criminal
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Articles
Most Importantly: Jives thinks <insert name here> is the coolest person ever. <insert name here> should leave Jives a message below and tell him how cool/crappy, funny/stupid his awesome/fecal articles are.
| n00b | This user is a n00b. |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| This user fears the clowns. |
| MEH | This user redefines lazy. |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
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