User:Jives

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Jives a newbie. He writes articles while he should be working. If he is caught he will be summarily defenestrated. So respect that.

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Did you know...
  • ...that in 2001 George W. Bush passed the No Child Left Behind Act, which forbids soldiers in Iraq from leaving their children behind?
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  • ...that in 2001 George W. Bush passed the No Child Left Behind Act, which forbids soldiers in Iraq from leaving their children behind?

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