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editYou may fucking edit this page, you piece of shit
Really, you can, dickhole! :o)
This is my goddamn user page. I like to keep it a certain fucking way. But, the thing is, you slimy turd, I trust you. I trust that you'll add something here that makes me fucking smile, that fucking informs me, or that helps to fucking inform other fuckers. If I have things in a certain shitty-ass format, I trust that you will respect that format, cocksucker. Actually, scratch the fuck out of that. Since this page is so fucking ugly, my ultimate dream is that some dipshit who thinks it is fun will come along and make it look as perfect as Angela's user page. See that link up there: 'edit this page, you stupid shit'? Go for it, motherfucker. It's a wiki-ass world! – Jimbo. P.S. If you wanna pay for the privilege, please send me ladyboys, or jam, or Dutch mink farmers with laser-beam eyes.
Note that there aren't any fucking Wikipedian cockmongrels who watch my user page and will edit mercilessly or even remove altogether any alterations made. This is a clamshitting wiki, after all.
Comments on how this page currently looks should be directed to my fat cock.