User:Jimmy Donal Wales

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Jimbo Wales in France


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Jimbo Wales speaking at FOSDEM 2005 in Brussels, Belgium
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My name is Wales Jimbo Wales and I am a workaholic.

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Press Inquiries: Please leave a message with my assistant Danny in the USA at +1 727 231 0101, and I will get back to you. Please use that number for press inquiries only! I am not joking about this. Other inquiries to that phone number will be ignored.

You will probably be joyful after you contact the help desk. Remember, if you're with the press, please call Danny at the number above.

Other inquiries can be sent by e-mail to jwales at wikia dot com. (Press inquiries by e-mail are also always welcome.) To make sure I see your e-mail, the best way to slip it by my spam filters is to mention Wikipedia in the subject or body of the e-mail.

edit My itinerary

My travel schedule is on the Meta-Wiki. Go there to find out more!

edit Meetups

Here are the Wikipedia meetups (which are awesome!) I have attended:

edit Quotes

  • “Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human knowledge. That’s what we’re doing.”Slashdot interview

edit You may fucking edit this page, you piece of shit

Really, you can, dickhole! :o)

This is my goddamn user page. I like to keep it a certain fucking way. But, the thing is, you slimy turd, I trust you. I trust that you'll add something here that makes me fucking smile, that fucking informs me, or that helps to fucking inform other fuckers. If I have things in a certain shitty-ass format, I trust that you will respect that format, cocksucker. Actually, scratch the fuck out of that. Since this page is so fucking ugly, my ultimate dream is that some dipshit who thinks it is fun will come along and make it look as perfect as Angela's user page. See that link up there: 'edit this page, you stupid shit'? Go for it, motherfucker. It's a wiki-ass world! – Jimbo. P.S. If you wanna pay for the privilege, please send me ladyboys, or jam, or Dutch mink farmers with laser-beam eyes.

Note that there aren't any fucking Wikipedian cockmongrels who watch my user page and will edit mercilessly or even remove altogether any alterations made. This is a clamshitting wiki, after all.

Comments on how this page currently looks should be directed to my fat cock.

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