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edit My Mission
"Good Morning Mr Phelps. Your mission Jim, should you decide to accept it is to add additional content-free content onto Uncyclopedia to ensure that there's at least one online information resource which is less accurate and more funny than wikipedia. As always, should you or any of your IM Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim."