User:JeysisChrist

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edit Welcome to my lair...

TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

Kittenhuffing

This user (probably) huffs kittens.
GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up.
Ned Flanders This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
JapaneseToiletBidet This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
OBN This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Afrogoat
This user likes goats.
Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!
Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.
Cowbell2 THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable squibble. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and fucks at the squibble.
Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
Jason vorhees This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
Mindreader8

This user is reading your thoughts!

Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Anteater2

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

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Lotus This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Lovejoybox This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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