User:Jesusfreak/American Civil War (board game)

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American Civil War
Part of the Civil War (dur!)
Date April 12, 1861-April 9, 1865
Location the South (and sometimes the North)
Result Death for lots of people
Combatants
Usflagda North Rebel flagda South
Commanders
UsflagMany different commanders Rebel flagRobert E. Lee
Strength
TBD 70,000
Casualties
FauxCounter 70,000

The American Civil War was a smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which da North "got jiggy wit" the Confederacy. This is it's story if it were a board game.

edit Force Selection

edit Union

Infantryx10pv=500
Cavalryx10pv=500
Artilleryx5pv=250
Ironcladsx5pv=250
Lincoln
+incompetent commanderspv=-1000
+superior numberspv=2000
+better equipmentpv=500
Total3000 points

Special Rule: Enemies may continue to bring it up until player uses the "Grant Card"

edit Confederacy

Infantryx5pv=250
Cavalryx5pv=250
Artillery pv=150
Ironclads pv=100
Submarines pv=500
Davis
+good commanderspv=1000
+Rebel Yellpv=750
Total 3000 points

Special Rule: Don't even think about outnumbering the enemy (not enforced, that's just the way it is)

edit Great Britain

Infantryx10pv=500
Cavalryx10pv=500
Artilleryx10pv=500
Victoria
+world's greatest empirepv=2500
+world's greatest navypv=3000
+sleeping giantpv=2000
Total3000 points

Special Rule: May not enter game until after Antietam or until South plays "Get Out of Slavery Free" card, after that may enter if they wish.

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