User:JessicaSideways

Jessica Sideways
Age:	20
Nationality:	American/Australian
Religious stance:	Buddhist
Location:	Boulder, CO
Salary:	US$1
Uncyclopedia:Babel
lz-N This user is a native speaker of Lesbian.
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
vl-4 This user speaks Valley girl at a near-native level.
ca-X This user only speaks Canajan, eh? enough to seduce native Canajan, eh? speakers.
es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
es-G This user does not speak Español and furthermore believes Español to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Español.