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“He stole my taco”
“The man has a penis bigger than my leg. And I'm tall!”
edit Fun Facts
- Was born in Mansfield, Ohio and has lived in lots of other cities.
- Can not gain weight, even if his life depends on it.
- Drinks. A lot.
- Is Irish
edit Current Obsessions
JLO (ha ha ha that says J Lo)is a huge fan of Irish music, movies, and porn (but only for research purposes, like Pete Townsend.) He is currenty watching Firefly, Wonder Showzen and repeated viewings of Batman Begins.
edit Pages He's Done
He's very happy to be here.