User:JerryLewisOverdrive

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“He stole my taco”
~ Oscar Wilde on JerryLewisOverdrive

“The man has a penis bigger than my leg. And I'm tall!”
~ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on JerryLewisOverdrive, not revealing how he knows this.

JerryLewisOverdrive aka Sullivan Smith aka Satan's Hairstylist (1978- ) is a retired rodeo clown and wannabe screenwriter living in Austin, TX.

edit Fun Facts

  • Was born in Mansfield, Ohio and has lived in lots of other cities.
  • Can not gain weight, even if his life depends on it.
  • Drinks. A lot.
  • Is Irish

edit Current Obsessions

JLO (ha ha ha that says J Lo)is a huge fan of Irish music, movies, and porn (but only for research purposes, like Pete Townsend.) He is currenty watching Firefly, Wonder Showzen and repeated viewings of Batman Begins.

edit Pages He's Done

edit Finally

He's very happy to be here.

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