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An Average American's day is filled is filled with gluttony and laziness. The Average American is a very dangerous wild animal and can be found throughout most of the United States but they tend to grow much larger and fatter the farther north they travel possibly to retain warmth in the bleak winter months.

edit A Typical Day for a Southerner

The first subspecies of American we will talk about is the Southern American normally called a "Redneck" which can be distinguished by there unique vocal patterns and there bright red necks.

edit Morning

Morning for a "Redneck" starts with three boxes of Cap'n Crunch for Breakfast. Then have a conversation with America's favorite Illegal Immigrant Dora the Explorer.


An Average American.

Dora: What was your favorite part of the day?

American: My favorite part was when...

Dora: I liked that part to!

American: Bitch I wasn't done yet!!!

Fatty American Flag

The USA's Flag.

edit Midday

Eat Seven boxes of Dominos pizza for lunch and then watch the News.

Reporter: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

Now you can order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it!

Southern American: Them darn Democrats a bunch of Commys!!!


No pictures could be found of an American awaking from hibernation but we did find this picture of a Russian.

edit Night

Eat twelve steaks for Dinner and watch Football (Not real Football some panzy Rugby wannabe.) If there is no Football Game on Television they will instead watch Basketball (A sport played by people much taller and blacker than those that watch it.) Sometimes the women will watch shows about cooking so that they can get even fatter. Then they will hibernate for six months and repeat.

edit A Northern American's Day

The second subspecies of American is the Northern American nicknamed a "Yankee" by Albert Einstein because of the Yank smell that seems to follow them wherever they go.

edit Morning

A typical morning for a Yankee starts with a bowl of Cheerios covered in the souls of dead puppies (A very important part of the "Yankees" diet).

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