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“I have no idea what I'm doing...”
“Pretentious, egotistical and slightly camp...He’s my kind of guy.”
“...the clever-dumb balance is restored.”
Jeffers is perhaps the biggest waste of human resourses to date, right after hippies, Jade Goody and Poland. In his entire existance he has never achieved, improved or asploded anything, making his total contributions to the world comparable with god. In fact, if the govenment did not insist on taxing EVERYONE, there would be no record of Jeffers' existance. Why are you even reading his userpage?
Notable activities include:
- Complaining (Jeffers is 127% British, 97% raddish)
- Plotting world domination
- Playing Xbox
- Not sleeping...followed by sleeping
- Not attending college - get your ass in now.
Jeffers' diet is observed to consist almost entirely of Lucozade and Weetos. How he manages to survive on such little nourishment has been the subject of literally three studies. None providing useful results.
edit Obsession with Xbox Live
Playing Halo has been proved to be the most worthless thing a person can do, so naturally, Jeffers is almost always doing it.
He is considerably devoted to unlocking Recon armour, which is why he plasters his stupid template over anything REMOTELY Halo related...
Otherwise his gamertag is completely unremarkable, although his gamerscore is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!!