User:Jeffers/userboxes

BS	This userpage is bullshit.

The Game

This user just lost The Game, as did you.

Temp	This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Usb!	No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

Ubx- Crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user pwns at Halo 3.

This user is The Stig.

YA	This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.

This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

This user likes to eat anything orange.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.

This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

...	This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

Official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

typo-P

Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.

This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.

This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over. NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user is cooler than you.

1337	This user is elite.

This user is addicted to video games.

LV-4	This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.

MMORPG

This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.

This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.

This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a total UKer and is terribly polite (British Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user will give you a seizure.

MEH	This user redefines lazy.

This user is a skeptical agnostic and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

nj	This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

IP	This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

This user has eye beams.

This user is a complete, irredeemable curry. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and backs up at the curry.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

THIS IS SPARTA!

This user loves pi

ego	This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

NO	This user doesn't care.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user likes goats. Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.

This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.

This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!

This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.

This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen

This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.