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Latest revision as of 12:25, December 2, 2008

BS This userpage is bullshit.
The Game This user just lost The Game, as did you.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Half Jaw This user pwns at Halo 3.
Stig This user is The Stig.
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
OrangeOrange This user likes to eat anything orange.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop

This user is reading your thoughts!

Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
Coffee sm
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos

LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Nintendo ds This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

40px-Xbox 360 wireless controller

This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
Wii This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
DreamcastConsole This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Antisensor This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Hammer and sickle This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Neo Small This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Boris johnson mayor of london This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite

Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Taramasalata This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
IP This user's IP is

Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable flan. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and appreciates at the flan.
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Pi3.14 This user loves pi
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Myfisto This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
NO This user doesn't care.
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
This user likes goats.
Wikipedia-logo This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
FireV2 This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
TableImage.svg This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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