User:Jedravent/Awards

	Poet Lowrate
This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Mental illness

Commander of the Order

HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male

Thanks for your vote!

Berogen has awarded you the Neat Order of the Closet for voting For HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male Wear It With Pride!TM You big homo.

I dunno why it's all skew here... it works everywhere else. How queer. ^_^ Berogen^VFH 15:42, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

No reason

Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

And I'm CERTAINLY not giving this to you for whoring my article in the IRC.--<<>> 23:57, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

No reason either

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

And this CERTAINLY has nothing to do with you voting for me for Writer of the Year, though I'm very pleased and thankful obviously. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:17, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

And I'd like to use this opportunity to hijack Todd's cookie and say thanks for the vote on UOTY. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I eventually changed my vote for Writer of the Year. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:29, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Now, Turn Left!

This one has a good reason

THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT And so the motherland would like to thank him. The motherland would also likes to thank him for voting for My Journeys with the GPS. Now, TURN LEFT!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:48, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Bang!

	BANG BANG BANG!!! The victory bells(?) have rang!
	NeedABrain thanks you for voting on Onomatopoeia

herr doktor needsAcorpse  [scream!] 22:09, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks For The Vote

Zombiebaron thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I was even more lazy, I stole this from Braydie.

Sorry about the clutter this template causes. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:19, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the nomination!

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. HowTo:Run away from home -- Alksub

--Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:07, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns!
	For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
	"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."

-- herr doktor needsAcorpse  [scream!] 17:36, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	El Zoof has awarded you a special 3D holographic edition of the List of one letter words starting with A!
	For voting on List of one letter words starting with A. If you hadn't guessed.
	Soon: List of one letter words starting with A II: The Sequel - List of one letter words starting with I

El Zoof 00:31, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Asplode!!

	Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride!
	For voting on Jihad My Ride.
	"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"

Thank you!

	Congratulation! You are now happy owner of new proud fat kid with an Accordion from El Zoof!
	Much felicitous appreciations for happy double nice good voting for HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion

--El Zoof 00:58, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

We shall never forget

LET US BOW OUR HEADS IN SHAME The society for the commemoration of Porchesia would like to thank thee for helping us to remember, if only for a moment, the follies of the human race. Thank you for remembering

~ 16:54, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

meh

Atomic Disturbance would like to thank you for voting for UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl. Remember: The Power Is Yours!

I'm glad you liked the article. I'm also really glad I like pie. I can't even imagine hating pie. I mean... Come on, really, who hates pie? Seriously, I would loose all my respect for a person, even if it was Stephen Hawking, if he didn't like pie. Anyway, thanks. -- 20:48, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely!
	Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

--El Zoof 10:24, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

For voting for her article, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, has awarded you: The inside of a magic 8-ball. Now all your choices will be easy.

Thanks for the Support!

Thanks for your support in featuring HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship. It's much appreciated! :) - Enzo Aquarius 21:11, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

Mmmmm Children

	The Premier has awarded you a coupon for 50% off of 1 child with the purchase of 3 children at equal or lesser value!!
	Presented for your vote and getting Walgreens Drug Store featured. In Soviet Russia, thanks YOU!! Offer Expires 12/21/2012

02:33, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Ta.

	Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock.
	And a second one. Don't you feel special?

--El Zoof 07:32, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Senator Calhoun thanks you for voting for Xavier's article on him.
Now, and only now, can you consider yourself truly safe when the moon is full.

Xavier 19:31, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED

I suppose I ought to thank you for voting on my highly acclaimed art-icle

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

there. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 23:49, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

For voting for her article, The British Class System, has awarded you: A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all.

Cheers!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
	For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this.

-- herr doktor needsAcorpse  [scream!] 03:09, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

2 in a row, eh?

Freeze, evil-doer!!!
	You have be some black an For voting on The	en awarded d white cookies Black And White Man
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

--herr doktor needsAcorpse  [scream!] 04:12, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again.

Thank You

Thanks for voting for Blandford

Have some special Blandford-style tea.

Luckily you voted for this article. If you didn't you might have found yourself headless down a well

Sorry I'm late here is your tea--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  11:00, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

LEGO

OMG THANX!!!
	For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP! Sliffy thanks you! I so totally stole this box
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 15:22, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me! Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:08, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Global Cooling

In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia. Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool.

- Sir Roger 06:32, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

You reviewed My Little Pony

You gave it a resounding review, thank you.

	Rejoice, Jedravent! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Now it's on VFH. It's not doing so well. Every vote counts!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:29, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D!!

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

Thank you very much!! --THINKER 06:46, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

A slightly belated thank you

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:05, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

You Judges the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations!

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:26, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

cool

You are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for voting for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations. In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:22, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Comrade

Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~

hey

k thx bai Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:18, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:36, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Excellent voting

Thank you! For voting for Books never written! Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support. So that is what you get. Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:31, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Thank you for voting for American (species)! As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do. Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _

--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{talk stalk} 03:36, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

The villains begrudgingly thank you

Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:30, 17 November 2007 (UTC)