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The New Orleans Saints are a team of reincarnated holy men that were sent out by God to beat other people senseless. For many years, they seemingly failed in this mission, usually by having the senseless beaten out of them. It is highly controversial why, despite being sent by the Supreme Being himself, they were some of the worst senseless-beaters on Earth, but numerous theories have been put forth. For whatever reason though, in 2005, God got pissed and flooded the Saints' home city of New Orleans.
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