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AKA Shard of Glass Style, Ugly Style, Go play with Legos you stupid designer

What is it with this "flake of glass" style of skyscraper architecture currently popular in New York City? (Bank of America Tower, all incarnations of the Freedom Tower, NWTC 7, NWTC 2, NWTC 3 etc.)?

I don't like it. I think it's shitty. Look at all the beautiful buildings in New York City, the Empire State Building, the Chrysler Building, every other beautiful building and now we're stuck with this?









Classification The oil industry classifies "crude" by the location of its origin (e.g., "West Texas Intermediate, WTI" or "Brent") and often by its relative weight (API gravity) or viscosity ("light", "intermediate" or "heavy"); refiners may also refer to it as "sweet," which means it contains relatively little sulfur, or as "sour," which means it contains substantial amounts of sulfur and requires more refining in order to meet current product specifications. Each crude oil has unique molecular characteristics which are understood by the use of crude oil assay analysis in petroleum laboratories.

The world reference barrels are:

Brent Crude, comprising 15 oils from fields in the Brent and Ninian systems in the East Shetland Basin of the North Sea. The oil is landed at Sullom Voe terminal in the Shetlands. Oil production from Europe, Africa and Middle Eastern oil flowing West tends to be priced off the price of this oil, which forms a benchmark. West Texas Intermediate (WTI) for North American oil. Dubai, used as benchmark for Middle East oil flowing to the Asia-Pacific region. Tapis (from Malaysia, used as a reference for light Far East oil) Minas (from Indonesia, used as a reference for heavy Far East oil) The OPEC basket used to be the average price of the following blends: Arab Light Saudi Arabia Bonny Light Nigeria Fateh Dubai Isthmus Mexico (non-OPEC) Minas Indonesia Saharan Blend Algeria Tia Juana Light Venezuela OPEC attempts to keep the price of the Opec Basket between upper and lower limits, by increasing and decreasing production. This makes the measure important for market analysts. The OPEC Basket, including a mix of light and heavy crudes, is heavier than both Brent and WTI.

See also [1]

In June 15, 2005 the OPEC basket was changed to reflect the characteristics of the oil produced by OPEC members. The new OPEC Reference Basket (ORB) is made up of the following: Saharan Blend (Algeria), Minas (Indonesia), Iran Heavy (Islamic Republic of Iran), Basra Light (Iraq), Kuwait Export (Kuwait), Es Sider (Libya), Bonny Light (Nigeria), Qatar Marine (Qatar), Arab Light (Saudi Arabia), Murban (UAE) and BCF 17 (Venezuela).

See also: http://www.opec.org/home/basket.aspx

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OMYGOD!IFUCKINGLOVETHATSONG!!!!!!!
~ Oscar Wilde


“Itis as the voice of angels.. I hear I say, in heaven all voices are vocoded.”
~ Oscar Wilde


“Oh my Gozh, that's her natural voice?? No way! That's got to be a fucking synthesizer! How is that voice not vocoded??! I wish I could sing like that..
~ Oscar Wilde on Look At Us Now


“I wish I could sing like that..”
~ My Girlfriend on Sabrina the Teenaged Paris


“Seriously, I thought it was gasoline..”
~ Clueless Person on ine ine ine ine ine (etc)




Look At Us Now is a popular modern gangster rap/hardcore emo song by Sabrina Paris. It captures the perfect zeigeist and essence of the March-April 2001ian era.

edit Words

The only one for you, the only one for me,
Lo'o'o'ok at us baby, lo'o'o'ok at us now.
The only one for me, the only one for you,
We'll make it baby, look at us now.
The only one for , the only one for ,
Look at us baby, look at us now. Remembering the time, our love was not so fine,
We made it baby, look at us now, baby look at us.
Everybody believed we would never be,
Look at us, up above we are so in love.
Every day, in your arms,xxx
Baby can't go wrong.
We are strong, look at us now.
Gasoline, valvoline, vasoline, alcoline,
fireline, airaline, earthaline, wetarine,
gasoline, valvoline, vasoline, alcoline,
laterine, howerline, line

line line line line line

The only one for you, the only one for me,
Look at us baby, look at us now.
For every day that I, should have you by my side,
We'll make it baby, look at us now.
For every night I pray, I know that you will stay,
Look at us baby, look at us now. Remembering the time, our love was not so fine,
We made it baby, look at us now, baby look at us now.
Baby look at us
Baby look at usooo
Baby look at us
Everybody believed we would never be,
Look at us, up above we are so in love.
Every day, in your arms,xxx
Baby can't go wrong.
We are strong, look at us now.
For every night I dream,
Together you and me,
Look at us baby, look at us now.
And like a flower blooms,
The glowing of the moon,
We'll make it baby, look at us now.
For everyone who believed,
That we could never be,
Look at us baby, look at now.
Now all the hurt is gone, I knew it all along, baby look at us.
Baby look at us
Baby look at usooo
Baby look at us
Baby look at us
For every night I dream
Baby look at us
For every night I dream
Baby look at us
For every night I dream
Baby look at us
For every night I dream, dream, dream...
For every night I dream,
The more I do believe,
Look at us baby, look at us now.
And there up in the sky,
Our love will meet tonight,
We'll make it baby, look at us now.
And all you ever do,
I know you will be true,
Look at us baby, look at us now.
A story of a guy,
Is ones who'll never die,
We'll make it baby, look at us now, baby look at us.

hiog

For all the times I dream, we are the way to be,
Look at us baby, look at us now.
For every day that I, should have you by my side,
We'll make it baby, look at us now.
For every night I pray, I know that you will stay,
Look at us baby, look at us now. Remembering the time, our love was not so fine,
We made it baby, look at us now, baby look at us.
Baby look at us
Baby look at usooo
Baby look at us


edit Dosage

Take 4-30 minutes of song until satisfied, for more consult a physician.

edit Pharmokeuteronics

Mostly harmless, may cause neighborly annoyance,

Play it at 110 decibels.

111.111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


edit Formulations

For nostalgia, it is recommended to play Look At Us Now Natural, though many reformulated mixes have been produced included [1] to keep your engine clean and free of carbon deposits,

for X, we reccomend tatatatatatatatatata sold at all URLs here: [2]

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Theophilius Thistle, the guy with a whistle, who can't even whistle because of his listhle, he makes but a peep up here in this keep and could only but wish for a kisstle.

You owe the Oracle a Night on the Great Bed of Ware.



	Warning: This program is computationally intensive.



“WEEEEE!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Intercontinental Express
“Uhm, Idunno, I've never exceeded the speed of sound before..”
~ Nervous Traveller on the Intercontinental Express



Welcome to the TransAtlanticean Express, with service to London, Londonium and well London. For your own safety we are only allowed to stop in one place.

Now stand clear of the closing doors, as we are entering the New Penn Station airlock. [doors open, train enters, doors close]

All the air is curently being sucked out of the tunnel before we proceed, again for your own safety.

We ask that windows and personal machines remain closed and that all magnetoquantum devices remain off.

[doors open, train enters, door close]

Ahh, the joys of going faster and faster..

[boy stands up and topples over]

Now, hold on there Johhny, you can't stand up!



After 18 minutes we are now going at 5,000 miles an hour.

Hey Al Bizman, what'd I tell you about using quantum devices on the train?

"Sorry"

Dammit, 4948 GHz on a PDA is still not enough for you??

Now that the ship is no longer accelerating you may now stand up, stretch your legs and go to the bathroom. be patient.. we'll get there eventually. Jim and Laura in the back, you have exactly 18 minutes to do it.



Now turn your chairs around to the back.. Hey, you in Seat3A, you wanna be jerked off your chair?

"Turn your chair around honey, you don't want to feel the decelerative forces now do you?"

We will now proceed with the slowing down, hey Laura you look too happy..

Welcome to London,

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http://www.adherents.com/misc/adh_prison.html.darksky.org/news/press-2003-01-08.htmlhttp://www.lightpollution.it/cinzano/download/0108052.pdfdesire 2000 power mixhttp://www.yosemite.org/naturenotes/NALightPollution.htmhttp://tinyurl.com/uey65†‡ Akira Wanna Be with You

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