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<br />My anti-boredom<br />(because ''someone'' has to do it!)</div>
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SWEET YAGOBALIES! It has been (and still is!) a great place here in Uncyclopedia. I have been around the block, seen (and reviewed) some of the best and worst articles in here, made [[no|a few]] friends, and had an EXCELLENT excuse to waste time. As for other involvement, I have been spending a bit of time on a site called RationalWiki, a very good site for the intellectuals within us all... and they have a decent sense of humour there (nowhere near as good as ours!)
As for myself, I am currently recovering from an event in my family. I would perfer not to discuss it, but understand that I will not be as active. I have an outstanding Pee Review I am working on, and I am working on finishing it. Top of the day! ~Javascap!
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| style="font-size: 8pt; padding: 4pt; line-height: 1.25em; color: black;" | <span style="color:green;"> This user cannot follow any [[Game:Do NOT click any links!/click|orders<span style="color:green;"></span>]]!!
<center> While here, feel free to check out my [[User:Javascap/Rewards|<font color=darkgreen>Rewards</font>]]
While your at it, feel free to check out my [[User:Javascap/Reviews|<font color=darkgreen>Reviews</font>]]</center>
pages I have created
*[[User:Javascap/Howto:cut your own head off with a hatchet|Howto:Cut your own head off with a hatchet]][[Image:Simplicity.jpeg|thumb|right|260px|All of life can be pardoned with a bit of simplicity (and if only Pee Reviewing was that easy!)]]
*[[You are here]]
*[[UnNews:Two Public Figures Arrested for Multiple Offenses]]
Pages I have not created
Pages I created but were huffed
*[[Bring the troops home from Iran]]
*[[Kitten Fetish]]
*[[What to do if attacked by grues]]
Pages I would like to see huffed
==My Suck to Blow ratio==
*<big><font color=green>'''17.....'''</font></big> (51 blows/ 3 sucks)
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