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Latest revision as of 12:02, October 21, 2008

Somewhere in Nevada, U.S

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The last moments of life for our poor editor

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Blood Spatter

It is with great pride that I announce that there is an afterlife, and that there is definitally... wait... is that SATAN?! OH SHIT!

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