User:Java7837

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Some article ideas HowTO:kill rare birds War on Sauerkraut (I may have spelled that abomination incorrectly) War on Brussel Sprouts

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...	This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

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Eeek!

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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

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This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.

...	This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok24-7.

This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

RENT	This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

—	This space for rent.

This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)