User:Java7837
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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| This user's IQ is really high.
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| This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
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| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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| This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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| This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
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| This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft24-7.
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| Eeek!
| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| This user gots a shuvel. Yes he/she does.
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| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying slow down. Help!
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| This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| ...
| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
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| This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft24-7.
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| Eeek!
| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| This user gots a shuvel. Yes he/she does.
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| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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