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| This user is Canadian|
...and mildly smug about it!
I am a fun loving Atlantic Canadian. I like going to the beach to check out all the skin I can't do that sitting here in this shithole. Santa Claus is my idol.Unfortunately he's actually a child molester but I think deep down all of us are.
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