User:Jak Ruzzell

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WARNING!!! Jak Ruzzell owns this page. If you don't get outta here, he will kill you!

NO ENTRY!!! This site has been closed by the *****.

This site contains crap! This site contains lethal bullshit.

Dangerous for wikipedians! This site has NOT any wikipedistic "truth", that wikipedia has. Feel free to shoot every wikipedian who approaches this page.

Bullshit templates

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

∞	This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.

1	This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user's IQ is 84.249.109.196.

This user is an angel.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user should not be trusted.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

1337	This user is elite.

This user is €uro ...and denies their "real" citizenship (List of European Uncyclopedians )

This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it?

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user likes to eat anything orange.

This user likes apples. Or he is one already.

This user has been blocked many times.

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!

This user supports the European Reich. Heil Hitler!

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Jakey boy!

The symbol Netscape Jak Ruzzell uses. Looks familiar, doesn't it?

“Writing crap is not the thing I do. I write humour.”

~ This proves Jak's honesty.

Jak Ruzzell is one 1337. He loves girls, and cereals are also eaten by Jak. Jak's job as a ninja works, and his special weapon is his sword.

My projects

• Articles

• 4

• Templates

• Template:Like apples
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Jak Ruzzell's conversation with Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden

• Jak: "Doo-doo-de-doo-de-doo..."
• Adolf: "Hey Ruzzell!"
• Jak: "What is it?"
• Adolf: "You suck!"
• Jak: "Care to say that again, bitch?"
• Adolf: "Errrm... Nup"
• Jak: "Now that's what I thought! See Ozzie, this is how you deal with Hitler!"
• Osama: "Lolol. Peace niggas!"