User:Jak Ruzzell

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Jak Ruzzell

Flame Sephiroth
An evil superhero from Hell. Do not make children with him.

PublisherJack Russell
First appearanceIn USA, Colorado
Created byAnthony, Etrius and Lloyd Reynolds
Real nameJakolf Rützler
AffiliationsSoviet Russia
Previous affiliationsNazi-Germany
Notable aliases(none)
Notable relativesHomerich Simmler
Notable powersSome goddamn sword!

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
1 This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it?
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Eu!naz1 This user supports the European Reich.

Heil Hitler!


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The symbol Netscape Jak Ruzzell uses. Looks familiar, doesn't it?

“Writing crap is not the thing I do. I write humour.”
~ This proves Jak's honesty.

Jak Ruzzell is one 1337. He loves girls, and cereals are also eaten by Jak. Jak's job as a ninja works, and his special weapon is his sword.

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edit Jak Ruzzell's conversation with Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden

  • Jak: "Doo-doo-de-doo-de-doo..."
  • Adolf: "Hey Ruzzell!"
  • Jak: "What is it?"
  • Adolf: "You suck!"
  • Jak: "Care to say that again, bitch?"
  • Adolf: "Errrm... Nup"
  • Jak: "Now that's what I thought! See Ozzie, this is how you deal with Hitler!"
  • Osama: "Lolol. Peace niggas!"
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