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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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Latin they would be Dexter.
This user's IQ is 1337.
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This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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because he or she thinks that they take things
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admins are control freaks.
This user uses
Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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I deserve the Noob of the Month award because it makes sense.
==Why I hate Barney
Barney is a b
Nobody likes that purple freak
I hate Barney because he sucks.
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Pages I like
Bat Fuck Insane
Vandalism/Example on wheels!
I maed a yuky doody
Pick up the Phone Booth and Aisle
Ct in all forms
Pages I don't like
That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada
That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada