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1 Don't tell anyone
2 My Templates!
3 Biogarphy
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4 Nobody likes that purple freak
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5 Level 1
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        5.1.1.1.1.3 ==Have you ever heard of personal space?==
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ao-1

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bl-2

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cpp-0

This user does not understand Cplusplus and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

css-0

This user does not understand CSS and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

de-L

Thith uther thpeakth Deutsch with a really thexy lithp.

do-0

This user does not understand Dolphin and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

du-L

Thith uther thpeakth Dumbass with a really thexy lithp.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

enl-E

This user only speaks English, but Louder because it was a required course in school.

es-G

This user does not speak Español and furthermore believes Español to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Español.

fig-P

This f****r speaks Fight heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

fh-P

This f****r speaks Fuckhead heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

gb-L

Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.

gbs-1

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gee-1

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ht-0

This user does not understand HTML and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

it-L

Thith uther thpeakth Italian with a really thexy lithp.

java-0

This user does not understand Java and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

lz-1

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mor-0

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MW-1

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nq-G

This user does not speak Nelly queen and furthermore believes Nelly queen to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Nelly queen.

ns-0

This user does not understand Newspeak and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

orb-L

Thith uther thpeakth Ouroboros with a really thexy lithp.

pe-3

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perl-0

This user does not understand Perl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

php-0

This user does not understand PHP and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

pika-G

This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.

quo-X

This user only speaks Quote enough to seduce native Quote speakers.

re-X

This user only speaks Recondite English enough to seduce native Recondite English speakers.

rh-A

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ru-0

This user does not understand Русский and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

sa-X

This user only speaks Sarcasm enough to seduce native Sarcasm speakers.

sc-0

This user does not understand Scrabble and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

se-P

This f****r speaks Simple English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

sl-G

This user does not speak sign language and furthermore believes sign language to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of sign language.

sql-0

This user does not understand SQL and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

us-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

tlh-0

This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

tx-1

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uk-X

This user only speaks Correct English enough to seduce native Correct English speakers.

vl-G

This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.

yt-1

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vb-0

This user does not understand Visual Basic and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

This user's IQ is 1337.

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Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user wants All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy featured.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

sub

subliminal!

Spellin Aword

This uzer cant spel. Pleaze shoote him ore bye him sum spel-cheking softweare.

This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is cooler than you.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a Democrat and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. He's probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user loves pi

This user is a complete, irredeemable glucose. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and beeps at the glucose.

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.