User:Jack mort/wnt

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This is where you can submit Why Not Try entries. List your submission(s) below, and if I like it, it will be added to the main page template. You can sign your submissions if you want but you'll just look self-important.

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  • Why not try...ononism
  • Why not try...laughing at your knees
  • Why not try...having an original thought
  • Why not try...failing
  • Why not try...counting bees
  • Why not try...agreing violently with strangers
  • Why not try...drinking yourself into an ugly grave
  • Why not try...procratstination
  • Why not try...going to prison
  • Why not try...squinting
  • Why not try...living on a diet of moss and horror
  • Why not try...stealing organs
  • Why not try...repetition
  • Why not try...repetition
  • Why not try...shopping ironicly
  • Why not try...repetition
  • Why not try...repetition of tired jokes
  • Why not try...reptision
  • Why not try...bad spelling
  • Why not try...lying to babies
  • Why not try...swearing at the moon
  • Why not try...swimming on land
  • Why not try...exhuming the dead
  • Why not try...vivisection
  • Why not try...drinking soup sarcasticly
  • Why not try...stealing your own things
  • Why not try...being intentionally wrong
  • Why not try...reading erotic literature aloud in public
  • Why not try...being a terrorist
  • Why not try...jumping out of a plane and being surprised when you get hurt
  • Why not try...smoking against government advice and then blaming the government when you die
  • Why not try...believing every other thing you are told
  • Why not try...accusing Quentin Tarantino of being racist to his face
  • Why not try...dressing as a clown and following antonio fargas everywhere he goes, ducking into shop doorways every time he looks around
  • Why not try...drugging the old
  • Why not try...getting on your soap box and then immediately getting off again before anyone notices
  • Why not try...walking on your own grave
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