User:Jack Phoenix

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"RAR"

Cabal@home

This user is a Bastard, which explains why your article was huffed, or why you're banned.

This user is a sexy admin, which explains his exceptionally high stress levels and why your userpage was huffed without a reason.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user just uses "that e browser" that came with his/her computer.

NO This user doesn't care.

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

MW-N This user is a native speaker of MediaWiki.

fi-N This user is a native speaker of Finnish.

en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

“彼のセクシー！”

~ Asian chicks on Jack Phoenix

“English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?”

~ Samuel L. Jackson on you

“rar”

~ Splarka

“oh fine, I release "rar" under the GFDL”

~ Splarka on 22nd of September, 2007 at #wikia

“Delete first, ask questions later.”

~ Jack Phoenix on Special:Random

“Context is dead.”

~ Nietzsche

Hello, I'm Jack Phoenix; a fan of Jack Bauer and that bird Dumbledore fornicates with in Harry Potter.

I'm very active on wiki projects, and I have several thousand accounts all over the interwebs.

In addition to that, I tend to break your wikis once a week or so. Why? Because I can, duh.

If you want to send me spam, or some good porn, leave me a message.

If I do something random and out of character here, please let me know. Nanna's probably out of her cage again and trying to raise the alarm.

Contents 1 IRC quotes etc. 1.1 #uncyclopedia 1.1.1 unknown date 1.1.2 13 January, 2008 1.1.3 21 February, 2008

IRC quotes etc.

#uncyclopedia

unknown date

[00:16] * Splarka has joined #wikia
[00:16] * Hinoa /thought/ he heard the Imperial March...
[00:16] <Hinoa> Er, I mean, hi Splarka!
[00:17] <Splarka> don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created
[00:17] <Splarka> the ability to delete a page is insignificant compared to the power of the staff side

13 January, 2008

<DrSkullthumper> Jack_Phoenix: You're a sysop now, you're not supposed to have a soul

21 February, 2008

<EnzoAquarius> HAIL WIKIA!