User:JackOfSpades/userboxes

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This user rewrote 3 pages for Conservation Week 2009, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!

nj	This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is a chemist. If they aren't blowing something up then they're probably dead.

Cu

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

YA	This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.

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This user is from wonderful Poland
...well their last name is at least
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

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This user is a native speaker of American English.

ja-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.

sa-4

This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.