User:JackOfSpades

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{(3)} This user rewrote 3 pages for Conservation Week 2009, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

069f11-1 Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
This user is a chemist. If they aren't blowing something up then they're probably dead. Cu
Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.

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This user is from wonderful Poland
...well their last name is at least
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
“One liners are sooo much easier”
~ JackOfSpades on being forced to write entire well formatted articles with good grammar and such
“Someone is wrong on the internet!”
~ JackOfSpades on every IP

A little bit about me

"Original" articles

*=rewrite
Duty calls

WiP

haha, yeah right.

Ideas

Fireflyawesome

Mal explains vectors

Really strapped for an idea and want to try one of these? Ask me on my talk page and, if I'm not that attached to it, I'll let you.

Rewrites

Maybe Helpful

"Awards"

CUN
Commander of the Order
Pee reviewer of the month award Reviewer of the Month March 2011



Stuff I've saved (for some reason)

Templates

Was talking to Orian and ended up making this on an impulse.

Crying child This article has been neglected by it's author.

This will probably lead to it purchasing multiple pets in a desperate plea for companionship.

Crying child

Also, apparently this is popular.

Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate.

CabalDoesn'tExist
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