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“Hong Kong citizens, piers have already ascended but please do not forget the piers, and also the Pier Fairies who silently guard the piers! The noble spirit of Central Star Ferry Pier and Queen's Pier will never perish!”
“The historical purposes of Queen's Pier are to be replaced by a large heliport! It would be a great meaning of coexistence and co-glory between Great British and China! This is because the fairies in the forest will defend the city-builder!”
Pier Fairy (Traditional Chinese: 碼頭精靈 ; Simplified Chinese: 码头精灵 ; Japanese: 埠頭妖精) are the fairy-like patron saints of piers which are grouped by "Central Star the Pier Fairy" (Traditional Chinese: 中環天星碼頭精靈 ; Simplified Chinese: 中环天星码头精灵) and "Queen the Pier Fairy" (Traditional Chinese: 皇后碼頭精靈 ; Simplified Chinese: 皇后码头精灵). Among them, Central Star the Pier Fairy is one of two patron saints of Central Star Ferry Pier in CHINA Hong Kong (the other one is the "Anthro-campanile", stands for "Anthro-clock-tower" (Traditional Chinese: 人肉鐘樓 ; Simplified Chinese: 人肉钟楼)), whereas Queen the Pier Fairy is the only one known patron saint of Queen's Pier in CHINA Hong Kong.
Central Star the Pier Fairy
Central Star the Pier Fairy (中環天星碼頭精靈/中环天星码头精灵) and the Anthro-campanile (人肉鐘樓/人肉钟楼) are the two patron saints of Central Star Ferry Pier in Hong Kong. They repine at those who offend their place, and indicate the God’s decree "Demolishing the Star (ferry pier) is wrong!". The Anthro-campanile is the earlier appeared one between two.
The Anthro-campanile had paid a lot to show his grumble before the Central Star Ferry Pier being demolished, but he finally could not stop the Hong Kong Government from demolishing the Central Star Ferry Pier, even he cannot save himself. Thus as the result the Anthro-campanile has been a bitter ghost!
After the Anthro-campanile had been slept for few months, the God wants to make a fairy according to the shape of Central Star Ferry Pier and the spirit of Himself. Therefore a fairy based on Central Star Ferry Pier was created.
The God decided to use the aura from debris of Central Star Ferry Pier. Then, blow and blow, and, rub and rub. Central Star the Pier Fairy was then successfully born, and she is given a semi-invisible weapon "Star Buster" which is similar to the "X buster" in "Megaman X" (also called "Rockman X"). Central Star the Pier Fairy has relatively weaker mobility, so the "Star Buster" should be able to do long-distance heavy shot and should be able to install more accessorial weapons for functional supplement. A worthy mention, the "Star Buster" is shown as a white rose ordinary to prevent from accidentally discharge.
Queen the Pier Fairy
Queen the Pier Fairy (皇后碼頭精靈/皇后码头精灵) is the only one known patron saint of Queen's Pier in Hong Kong. She repines at those who offend their place, and indicates the God’s decree "Demolishing the Queen ('s pier) is wrong!".
Central Star the Pier Fairy had already born, and also already had her weapons been provided. However, the God deeply knows that self-operation cannot be alive, and He also knows that it is a pity for Central Star the Pier Fairy lacking in spouse. Therefore the God devised a way to make an extra fairy. The God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Central Star the Pier Fairy, and she slept. And He took one of her ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof.
And the rib, which the God had taken from Central Star the Pier Fairy, mixed with the aura of Queen's Pier and the spirit of Local Actions (本土行動) team, made He a new fairy, and brought her unto the Local Actions team. "This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Queen the Pier Fairy, because she was taken out of me." said Central Star the Pier Fairy. Therefore shall a fairy leave her pier, and shall cleave unto same species: and they shall action in one team.
Queen the Pier Fairy was also successfully born, and she is also given a weapon "Queen Saber" which is similar to the "Zero Saber" in "Megaman X" (also called "Rockman X"). The weapon and the swordplay methods of Queen the Pier Fairy are fully combative. Short-distance attack and guard, and swordplay methods' coordination are emphasized. Thus she has relatively stronger mobility. A worthy mention, the "Queen Saber" is shown as a red rose ordinary to prevent from accidentally sparking.
Being conferred the title of King
In November 2007, through a radio programme called "King of the Kings" (萬王之王/万王之王) by RTHK (Radio Television Hong Kong), Queen the Pier Fairy was conferred the title of "King of the Pier Fairy" (碼頭精靈王/码头精灵王)  of her faith that to strongly stand on guarding the Queen's Pier and other relative ideological trends. Then she was matchless within a period.
Strange disappearance that no both can appear once together
The hope for resurrection
On 11 April, 2008, the Hong Kong Government released the proposal of resurrecting Central Star the Pier Fairy (campanile part only) and Queen the Pier Fairy (whole body but the waist may have to be pared) in their debris. Pier Fairies have got the hope for resurrection.
Aiming at the proposal of resurrecting Queen the Pier Fairy in the debris of Queen's Pier, there are two considerations. One of the considerations is to resurrect Queen the Pier Fairy on the ultimate coastline of Victoria Harbour, with flooding by seawater between piers no.9 & 10 of Central Piers, and let her go again into operation of lifting passengers (estimated year of resurrection would be 2012); whereas an other one consideration is to resurrect Queen the Pier Fairy on the original location but she can only show up disgracefully with flooding by a little bit of stagnant water (estimated year of resurrection would delay to 2013- how uninteresting it is!).
On 8 May, 2008, the Hong Kong Government indicated that the debris of Queen the Pier Fairy had been being placed in the Government Explosives Depot, Kau Shat Wan, Lantau Island, together with a lot of explosives. The Hong Kong Government planned to build an indoor temporary mortuary with temperature and humidity control, to properly store the debris of Queen the Pier Fairy, let Queen the Pier Fairy be able to resurge brilliantly on the day of Queen the Pier Fairy resurrecting in the debris of Queen's Pier, but Queen the Pier Fairy may should have her waist lightly pared to accommodate herself to piers no.9 & 10 of Central Piers.
- ↑ "Without contradiction, how come the balance?" (思方教材：「沒有矛盾，何來平衡？」 梁文道) (PS. Contents of links are in Chinese.)
- ↑ Campanile is away!
- ↑ Public cheer for the Anthro-campanile
- ↑ Local Actions (Wikipedia in Chinese)
- ↑ Radio programme "King of the Kings" (萬王之王) by RTHK (香港電台)
- ↑ Queen the Pier Fairy descended to the Earth and being interviewed in radio programme "King of the Kings" (萬王之王) by RTHK (香港電台) in Cantonese, on 6 November, 2007
- ↑ The opening remarks of Mrs Carrie Lam (林鄭月娥), the Secretary for Development of Hong Kong Government, at the Legislative Council's Home Affairs Panel meeting, on 11 April, 2008
- ↑ Hong Kong Government open-minded on Queen's Pier re-assembly
- the e-Base of Anthro-campanile
- Go the campanile...... on the opposite side of the harbour
- King of Kowloon
- Black Tights
- Radio Television Hong Kong (香港電台)
- "Star" and "Queen" came alive! Cosplay pose of two famous piers appeared in Ani-Com Fair Hong Kong 2007 (天星皇后活起來！雙名碼Cosplay動漫節2007亮相)
- Some citizens filed their judicial review in the court to request for spareding the Queen (市民入稟法院申請司法覆核 要求刀下留后)
- MTR Scrabble: Central Star the Pier Fairy (中環天星碼頭精靈); extracted from "Imitations of MTR Scrabble"
- MTR Scrabble: Queen the Pier Fairy (皇后碼頭精靈); extracted from "Imitations of MTR Scrabble"
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