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Somebody on Oprah

Someone (me?) on Oprah

Why am I here? I am a New York Times Bestselling Author (guess which one!(Hint: I have never been on Oprah(the show, that is(wow look at how many parentheses I can use(as an author, I am liscensed to use up to 15 in a sentance(opening and closing, so that means 7.5 pairs)))))). I have a life. Yet as you can tell from my recent aside about parenthetical usage, I choose to sit here and write random shit to get cheap laughs from people that I will never meet.


It is difficult to say, but I have an addiction. An addiction to making things up. Like my name. Jabizzle? What the hell does that mean? I doesn't resemble my name or the name of anyone I know. But it has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

So it is a mystery.

I also don't know why, of all the things I could be doing, I am writing this page. I don't care about user I.D.s (or user ids, for that matter(look more parentheses)). I guess I blame this on my belief in narcissism.

That's pretty much all I have to say to those who may read this, which would be nobody.

Peace, I'm out.

Word to all ya'll's mothers.

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