User:Iwillkillyou333/UnBook:Andrew the Adventurer: In the Habitat of Girls
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Hello there, interested reader. I am Andrew the Adventurer, but you can just call me Andrew. I am a eighteen year old American adventurer, explorer, and observer who goes on adventures considered ridiculous by experts. Even my fellow colleges wouldn't tag along with me even if I pai them, so I prefer to go solo, which isn't always a bad thing; at least in a case where me and him would run out of food I would not resort to cannibalism. Now, this adventure I'm going to go where no adventurer would ever go; In the Habitat of Girls.