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“Today, the Kaled race is ended, consumed in a fire of war. But, from its ashes will rise a new race. The supreme creature. The ultimate conqueror of the universe. THE DALEK!”
Davros, aka Mr. Evil Crabby Pants, is a ruthless, insane, intelligent, crippled, megalomanic Kaled scientist who is known for being the creator of the most evilest creatures of the Universe; the Daleks. Born on the war-torn planet of Skaro, he aided his kind during the war against the Thals, though it left him severely scarred and crippled resulting from a Thal attack, and when the war ended he became the last pure Kaled in existence. An evil yet brilliant genius, he is feared by many and wanted in sixty galaxies. Other than his involvement in the Dalek's creation, he is well-know for his rather mentally-challenged demeanor and issues with anger, causing him to give long boring rants while yelling as if everyone around him was deaf, as well as going as in-depth as possible in his speeches, and view certain events like his resurrection as if it was sacred. Despite this, he is dangerous and would stop at nothing to take over the universe as the supreme ruler of the Daleks, if it wasn't for that meddling Doctor and his blue time-travel box.
edit Things to Know About Davros
If a person thought Adolf Hitler was the most evilest being in the universe, he or she would only have to spend five minutes with Davros to be proven otherwise.
Before the incident that crippled him, he had a more sound mind. That all changed after surviving attack by the Thals.
His appearance is just as disgusting as his mind and actions. At first, Davros looked similar to his fellow Kaleds, who have identical appearances to humans and Thals. Davros was said to appear quite charming for a scientist. That all went away after being greatly injured, transforming his appearance from a piece of art to a piece of shit. Even his own mother could hardly stand the sight of him.
edit Early Life
Davros was born in a time of war on the planet Skaro. He was the result of his mother having an affair behind her husband's back due to him having a small dick. His race, the Kaleds, wage a never ending war against the neighboring Thal race. This war was known as the Thousand Year War; the reason being is that neither side would accept a peace treaty, preferring to destroy each other until one remains to claim the planet, like children fighting over a baseball signed by Baby Ruth. Davros lived during a time where mercy and nobility had no meaning, so begging for mercy would have been pointless. Life was harsh due to the overuse of atomic weapons which have reshaped the landscape and caused some inhabitants to transform into ugly hidious mutants. Davros' father wanted him to become a soldier like his family and elders. Yet Davros long to become a scientist, much to his father's displeasure. As a matter of fact, his father strangled him at the fact that his son was going to become a nerd.
edit Creation of the Daleks
edit Dalek-Movellan War
“Mark this moment, Doctor. In the history of the universe, this moment is unique. Davros lives!”
“ Yes. Well, I can see your long rest hasn't done anything to cure your megalomania. Have a jelly baby.”
edit Imperial-Renegade Dalek Civil War
edit Surviving the Time War
Davros put aside his title as Emperor to take part in the Last Great Time War between the Daleks and the Time Lords. Because of his handicaps he couldn't do much except bore the enemy with his long rants or hit them with electric shocks. Instead, he took up the rank of commander so that he could make as many Time Lords suffer as possible. Unfortunately for Davros, his time in the Time War was cut short. During the first year of the Time War, his ship flew into the "jaws" of a creature known as the Nightmare Child. Why this happened is beyond anyone's guess.