User:Iwillkillyou333/Cock of Doody 4: Modirn GayFuckStupid
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Cock of Doody 4: Modirn GayFuckStupid is a satire first person shooter game created by DoucheBag Studios that is based off of the more well known game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. The gme was created for the XBOX 360 and Playstation 3. It was rated as the worst game ever made in the history of every thing, yet nevertheless it's a horrible use of graphics and language as well as the terrible story line made it at least laughable. After its release, it was given the Modirn GayFuckStupid part in it's name thanks to harsh criticism by many players and critics alike.
Development came a few months after the founding of Douchbag Studios, a low budget studio. The development team attempted to put together a plot for a first person shooter game. After weeks of thinking, nothing came to mind. It wasn't until one of the staff watched an an episode of the YouTube show Arby n the Chief, which in episode three was were the name "Cock of Doody 4" (an insult name for Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare) was first heard. This gave him a wonderful idea (in his opinion); to create a satire game of CoD 4. The other team members agreed to the idea, and thus began the making of Cock of Duty 4.
- "Poas" McFuckme:
- Captain Penis: A character supposedly parodying Captain Price, even though this character does not look anything like him, but merely a crude drawing of a man's penis with arms wearing combat clothing and carries guns that look like penises.
edit Plot (or lack of)
edit Reception and Criticism
The game was a complete failure since its release as well as an office bomb. Many critics gave harsh criticism on the game's horrible use of graphics, terrible story line, too many references to internet memes and kitten huffing, discrimination, racism,use of penis jokes, and being too similar to Call of Duty 4, as in the creators seem to just copied the story line and add their own things in it. One critic quoted, " I thought Jaws 4 was bad, but after playing this I began to think that maybe Jaws 4 isn't so bad after all," and another quoted, "this makes paying taxes look like fun." Buyers of the game have stated that the game is a waste of money as well as a waste of time and is not even worth the paper they wipe their asses with. The game also stirred up petitions and even riots by angry gamers who felt that they were ripped off and cheated on what was thought to be a good satire game.
edit Glitches and Fake Discs
“There isn't even a game in here. It's just an chocolate chip cookie with a hole in it. This will probably wreck the fucking 360 if I put it in”
edit The Good Parts of the Game