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“And I shall protect the n00bs, until something better comes along”
~ Oscar Wilde on Trying to Give a Shit
~ Noob on Last Words Before Execution

edit So, I was surfing the net...

And what should I find, but this wonderful cesspool of slander and misinformation. I clicked around a bit and was overjoyed to find articles that either made no sense or seemed to be written by lobotimized cerebal palsy-afflicted jihadists. Now that is my kinda website! After a week of finding the most derogatory, bigotted, ignorant shit I think I've ever seen in my life, I huffed my first kitten and decided to see if there was anything I could contribute to this little slice of the apocalypse.

edit And here I am

I've gotta tell you, I'll probably lose interest in another few weeks, but anything I can do to crowd up the servers, hey, I'm down with. Any articles I contribute to will probably win records for being huffed in record time, but until then, Slainte!

Itmadesenseyesterday 14:14, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

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