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edit All your base are belong to us

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What happens when you translate something from English to Japanese back to English...

ORIGINAL TEXT TRANSLATED TEXT
IN A.D. 2101

WAR WAS BEGINNING.

CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN?
MECHANIC: SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB.
OPERATOR: WE GET SIGNAL.
CAPTAIN: WHAT!
OPERATOR: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.
CAPTAIN: IT'S YOU !!
CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
CATS: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY !!
CATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CATS: HA HA HA HA . . . .
OPERATOR: CAPTAIN!
CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!!
CAPTAIN: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING!
CAPTAIN: MOVE ZIG.
CAPTAIN: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

Indiana A.D. 2101

The war began.

Captain: What would happen?
Mechanic: The United States, who set the bomb.
Operator: WE to get a signal.
Captain: What!
Operators: To enable the main screen.
Captain: It's you! !
Cats: Your gentleman!
Cats: All belong to the foundation of the United States
Cats: is the way to destruction.
Captain: What! !
Cats: your time you have a chance to survive.
Cats: Ha ha ha ha. . . .
Operator: Captain!
Captain: Every time a sudden change of direction! !
Captain: What to know!
Captain: MUBUJIGUZAGU move.
Captain: For great justice

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ORIGINAL TEXT TRANSLATED TEXT
Indiana A.D. 2101

The war began.

Captain: What would happen?
Mechanic: The United States, who set the bomb.
Operator: WE to get a signal.
Captain: What!
Operators: To enable the main screen.
Captain: It's you! !
Cats: Your gentleman!
Cats: All belong to the foundation of the United States
Cats: is the way to destruction.
Captain: What! !
Cats: your time you have a chance to survive.
Cats: Ha ha ha ha. . . .
Operator: Captain!
Captain: Every time a sudden change of direction! !
Captain: What to know!
Captain: MUBUJIGUZAGU move*.
Captain: For great justice

Indiana A.D. 2101

The war began.

Captain: What would happen?
Mechanic: The United States, the bomb.
Operator: WE, a signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: To activate the main screen.
Captain: It's You! !
cats: Your gentleman!
Cats: All belong to the founding of the United States
Cats: is the way to destruction.
Captain: What! !
Cats: your time you have a chance to survive.
Cats: Ha ha ha ha. . .
Operator: Captain!
Captain: Every time a sudden change in direction! !
Captain: What to know!
Captain: Move cig.
Captain: For great justice

* Changed to "Move zig".

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ORIGINAL TEXT TRANSLATED TEXT
Indiana A.D. 2101

The war began.

Captain: What would happen?
Mechanic: The United States, the bomb.
Operator: WE, a signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: To activate the main screen.
Captain: It's You! !
cats: Your gentleman!
Cats: All belong to the founding of the United States
Cats: is the way to destruction.
Captain: What! !
Cats: your time you have a chance to survive.
Cats: Ha ha ha ha. . .
Operator: Captain!
Captain: Every time a sudden change in direction! !
Captain: What to know!
Captain: Move cig.
Captain: For great justice

Indiana A.D. 2101

The war started.

Captain: What will happen?
Mechanic: United States, the bombs.
day: We, a signal.
Captain: What!
day: To activate the main screen.
Captain: It's You! !
cat: Your gentleman!
Cats: All belong to the founding of the United States
Cat: the way to destruction.
Captain: What! !
Meo: of your time you will have a chance to survive.
Cat: Ha ha ha ha. . .
day: Captain!
Captain: Each time a sudden change in direction! !
Captain: What to know!
Captain: Move cig.
Captain: For the fair

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ORIGINAL TEXT TRANSLATED TEXT
Indiana A.D. 2101

The war started.

Captain: What will happen?
Mechanic: United States, the bombs.
day: We, a signal.
Captain: What!
day: To activate the main screen.
Captain: It's You! !
cat: Your gentleman!
Cats: All belong to the founding of the United States
Cat: the way to destruction.
Captain: What! !
Meo: of your time you will have a chance to survive.
Cat: Ha ha ha ha. . .
day: Captain!
Captain: Each time a sudden change in direction! !
Captain: What to know!
Captain: Move cig.
Captain: For the fair

Indiana A.D. 2101

The war began.

Captain: What will happen?
engineer: United States bombs.
day: We, a message.
Captain: What!
day: To activate the main display.
Captain: Is You! !
cat: The gentleman!
Cats: All belong to the founding of the United States
Cat: the road to disaster.
Captain: What! !
MEO: by the time you'll have an opportunity to survive.
Category: Ha ha ha ha. . .
day: Captain!
Captain: Every time a sudden change in direction! !
Captain: What you should know!
Captain: Move CIG.
Captain: For the fair

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ORIGINAL TEXT TRANSLATED TEXT
Indiana A.D. 2101

The war began.

Captain: What will happen?
engineer: United States bombs.
day: We, a message.
Captain: What!
day: To activate the main display.
Captain: Is You! !
cat: The gentleman!
Cats: All belong to the founding of the United States
Cat: the road to disaster.
Captain: What! !
MEO: by the time you'll have an opportunity to survive.
Category: Ha ha ha ha. . .
day: Captain!
Captain: Every time a sudden change in direction! !
Captain: What you should know!
Captain: Move CIG.
Captain: For the fair

Indiana A.D. 2101

The war began.

Captain: What?
engineer: the United States bomb.
day: We, a message.
Captain: What!
day: To activate the main display.
Captain: You are! !
cat: It's a gentleman!
Cats: All the United States has been established
cat: the road to disaster.
Captain: What! !
MEO: you have to live until a chance.
Category: Ha ha ha ha. . .
day: Captain!
Captain: a sudden change in direction every time! !
Captain: What you should know!
Captain: CIG down.
Captain: Fair for

edit The above... - Hebrew - English

ORIGINAL TEXT TRANSLATED TEXT
Indiana A.D. 2101

The war began.

Captain: What?
engineer: the United States bomb.
day: We, a message.
Captain: What!
day: To activate the main display.
Captain: You are! !
cat: It's a gentleman!
Cats: All the United States has been established
cat: the road to disaster.
Captain: What! !
MEO: you have to live until a chance.
Category: Ha ha ha ha. . .
day: Captain!
Captain: a sudden change in direction every time! !
Captain: What you should know!
Captain: CIG down.
Captain: Fair for

Indiana A.D. 2101

The war has begun.

Captain: What?
engineer: U.S. bomb.
day: We, as saying.
Captain: What!
today: to turn on the main display.
Captain: You! !
cat: This gentleman!
Cats: All the United States were
cat: the disaster.
Captain: What! !
MEO: Do you have a chance to live.
category: Ah Ah Ah Ah. . .
today: Captain!
Captain: All of a sudden change in direction at a time! !
Captain: What you need to know!
Captain: CIG down.
Captain: Fair


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