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So this is me, or what me looks like in real life.

You may occasionally see me edit via my IP, ██.██.█.███.

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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Eat up.
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6 years, 7 months and 26 days.

Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable toothpick. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and sanctifies at the toothpick.
Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

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Yeah... I'm 15 and in high school. I live in <insert obscure town here>, Tennessee, and I always check back here regularly for my daily digest of humour humor.

edit Stuff I'm working on

*Game Maker (for Der Unwehr)

edit Other Stuff

of Der Unwehr
Member of the Order
Welsh lady Alright, boyo?
You voted for an article about me.
This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza
from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon.
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Now go play in traffic.

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