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This user is a complete, irredeemable lockpick. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and fucks at the lockpick.
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!
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Yeah... I'm 15 and in high school. I live in <insert obscure town here>, Tennessee, and I always check back here regularly for my daily digest of humour humor.
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