User:Irreal
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| Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move. |
| This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. |
| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to. |
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| This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all. |
| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
| n00b | This user is a n00b. |
| This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets. |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse. |
| This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
| LENT | This user would give up uncyclopedia for Lent if they weren't a serial rapist. |
| This user's IQ is 245. |
| This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay. |
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| This dumbass user is a newb and doesn't understand why the fuck her userboxes are all over the goddamn page! |
