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Foolish earth-monkeys, prepare to read of the one, the only, the greatest Invader to ever walk the surface of this pitiful planet, Invader Jhonn! He's the new Zim, but better! Now remember, failure to obey Emperor Jhonn, and by extention the Irken Empire, will end you a one-way ticket to the internment camps!(formerly known as Siberia, Auschwitz, Cuba, and China.) Despite such power, he has a pathological fear of goths, and would be willing to pull their hair to check for a 666 if he wasn't a coward. His ego is bright and shiny, and he is currently eoking on a novel called "Fairy tales for the criminally insane".