This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
\m/
This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
This user turns to DC++ for all of his illegaly downloaded music and computer needs.
>:3
This user is a lion! RAWR!!!
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)