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Insineratehymn, shown here with his many awards and decorations.

Welcome to my trophy case. Below, you may view all of the awards, decorations, and recognitions of honor that I have received throughout my time on Uncyclopedia. If you wish to give me an award, do so on my talk page so that I may place it here.

You will notice that all of the awards are arranged based on the types of awards they are; ninjastars go in the ninjastars sub-heading, cookies are in the cookies sub-heading, et cetera.


Marks of Status

CUN
Commander of the Order


High-Level Awards

MicrophoneBadge Article Narrator of the Month April 2007 BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month August 2007 MicrophoneBadge Article Narrator of the Month November 2007







Recognition of Duties

Shiny For making his administration duties on Uncyc easier by pointing out a vandal he otherwise would have missed, Hinoa hereby awards you this semi-valuable shiny thing! Yay!
Yellow cow Doug Memorial Cow Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award
Yellow Cow
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations


Awards of Appreciation

Ice-Cream Braydie has awarded you some ice cream!
For voting for HowTo:Make a Band
Sweetsprize Braydie has awarded you some sweets!
For voting for HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble
Ahmdinajad Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

has awarded you a Nuclear missile
Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity

This Template Will Self Destruct in Countdown seconds

Cookie flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit.
She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear,
but is afraid it would get her desysopped.
Pow! BANG BANG BANG!!!
The victory bells(?) have rang!
Pow!
NeedABrain thanks you for voting on Onomatopoeia
Uncyclopedian

I award you an award award!

Jocke Pirat awards you the award award for giving them an award!
Zeeky Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride! Zeeky
For voting on Jihad My Ride.
"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"
Apple-pie
LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS,
HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.
The-golden-chainsaw Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely!
Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw
OMG THANX!!!
LegoJFK
For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!

Sliffy thanks you!
I so totally stole this box

Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”
Kittymeal For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

Lickingcomputer

User:THE...
...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

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Quarter For voting for Hoboeroticism,
Codeine bestows upon you:
One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

Toilet paper Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks.

Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the minecart. God, only heard that one five million times...

Themuffinman

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man?

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man?

It was on VFH

Jocke Pirat thanks you for voting on his article on VFH. In exchange, you get a picture of Peter Sutcliffe in a chef hat on a template. Isn't that nice? Enjoy.

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to—

Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture.

Anyway, thanks for voting.

Rubber duck
Bowtie2 Thank you for choosing the Bow tie
You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.
Russian Roulette Guy UGH
Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. Now you can be just like me (pictured)!
Oh, those Russians...
Your A Big Psychic Now!
Spoonforn00b Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending!

We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

Lumps2 The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!
Grass555

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

WARNING!
Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
To correct this problem, you must either:
1. Accept SRXT's sincere thanks, or
2. Go and buy a better PC, you cheap bugger.
Select an option _
Child abuse The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
Remember, it's for their own damn good!